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Ammo Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets

Posted by khalling 12 years ago to Culture
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1. logistics: when the bullet is fired, is the pork removed? Does the pork become rancid? If not, is it enough to effect the purpose? Do you just need a molecule of pork to keep you from heaven? Do we have statistics on whether silver bullets actually worked on vampires? If these bullets keep them out of Heaven, will we now just have muslim terrorist zombies, thereby compounding our problems? Will the supply of virgins be so large that demand wanes? If the muslim terrorist is ignorant that the bullet is pork laced, and so therefore is not impeded from Heaven, is there a further market opportunity to advertise pork laced bullets are in use- like laser lights shows against the rocks at night.

Is this the only ammo currently on the shelves?

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  • Posted by $ EitherOr 12 years ago
    Um, everyone? Why are we all avoiding the real issue here? Clearly these bacon-flavoured bullets are being marketed to kids. Studies show anyone under the age of 18 is put off by the bitter, metallic taste of "adult" flavoured bullets...
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  • Posted by ogr8bearded1 12 years ago
    I was told by a Muslim that pork is not 100% verboten. That if it is the only food you have to sustain yourself you can eat pork, but you must not view it as enjoyable or continue eating when other foods are available. Not sure how that works, bacon is worse than Lay's potato chips...
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  • Posted by $ brewer37 12 years ago
    I love it. Perhaps that buy making the bullets more 'lethal', you won't have to fire them.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I TOTALLY agree and I've told her so...but her husband is making bank so that's how they justify it. Smack me in the head...I don't get it.
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  • Posted by UncommonSense 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Wow. I can't be paid enough to live there...and be able to take my firearms. She is surrounded. I hope she gets out of there soon.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Blonde as can, but lives in some American section and rarely ventures out into "town"...once she went out without her Harry Potter robe and the taxi driver yelled and yelled at her and wouldn't take her anywhere. I also mentioned how the Koran condones, even suggest, beating your wife. I think she thought I was nuts... I'm okay with that.
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  • Posted by UncommonSense 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    If she's blonde, she better be triple vigilant with her security awareness and ALWAYS have a REAL MAN escort her wherever she goes. She is in the heart of the beast.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Good to know :) The retorter was a Mormon (so that wasn't the direction, but still good to know), who's sister is currently in Saudia Arabia... I think they've been spoon fed some peaceful shit in general.
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  • Posted by UncommonSense 12 years ago in reply to this comment.
    That's sad to hear. I've been in that situation too and there's nothing you can do to get people to accept the truth...it's just too disturbing for them to take.
    The typical response/area they usually resort to is to talk about all the bad things about Christianity IN ITS PAST. I counter that by reminding them this is about Islam both in the past AND today, not Christianity.

    Whenever they persist about making the conversation to turn Christianity (thus avoiding the truth about Islam) I ask them to point to me a currently active Christian Terror Group and when was the last attack done by them?

    The next thing to ask (if the conversation is in this area) is to have them point to you in the New Testament where Jesus instructs his followers that they are permitted to kill anyone who does not accept Christ. At this point, you can steer the conversation back to Islam and Mohammed.
    Hopefully, your friend will get over the shock of the truth and will come around to accepting it.
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