Ammo Company Sells Pork-Laced Bullets
1. logistics: when the bullet is fired, is the pork removed? Does the pork become rancid? If not, is it enough to effect the purpose? Do you just need a molecule of pork to keep you from heaven? Do we have statistics on whether silver bullets actually worked on vampires? If these bullets keep them out of Heaven, will we now just have muslim terrorist zombies, thereby compounding our problems? Will the supply of virgins be so large that demand wanes? If the muslim terrorist is ignorant that the bullet is pork laced, and so therefore is not impeded from Heaven, is there a further market opportunity to advertise pork laced bullets are in use- like laser lights shows against the rocks at night.
Is this the only ammo currently on the shelves?
Is this the only ammo currently on the shelves?
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I mentioned a few things I've heard you say from the Koran (or however you spell it) to some friends and one of them refuted it... I said, "I cant find it for you if you want me to." And she said, "No, that's okay." .. wtf. I came home and looked them up and found them... She was attempting the religion of peace thing. blaht.
However, for a more personalized experience, I like these: http://www.firequest.com/G12-015.html <evil grin>
I once read about the British smearing the railways in India with pork fat to discourage Hindu suicides. If I remember correctly, it worked.
Why not replace the salt based fertilizer with some rendered pork fat in the slurry that is used to combat wildfires using air tankers?
Keep the red dye in the mix just so those who have been contaminated will know what hit 'em and their friends and family will shun them.
Just imagine the effect that releasing 3000 gallons of pork laced liquid would have if it was released over a suspected terrorist hideout..,or any place groups of terrorists might congregate... at the right time of year.
http://library.thinkquest.org/C0119184/e............
No kidding, I have.
Cheetos for flavoring use a pork derived enzyme called porcine.
Porcine *is* kosher but *is not* halal.
Just sayin...