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Meme While, Indian Hills Punfunnies (hot off the press and just as I gotem)

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 months, 1 week ago to Humor
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They always leave you with that: "Why didn't I think of that?" feeling.
Thanks, Marc!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 months, 1 week ago
    When me dino was a state corrections officer, I knew some partial arts.
    I could not hand-to-hand apply what I was taught in the Marines because that was all about killing people.
    For example, I could not strike an inmate in the head with my baton even if I was attacked. Yet ironically, to stop an escape, I could in writing "shoot to stop" by aiming at an inmate's "center mass."
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    • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 months, 1 week ago
      That's usually the "ASS" isn't it?
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 4 months, 1 week ago
        An ass shot would definitely stop a runner cold and would live long as a giddy subject of conversation over off-duty beers.
        That body part would definitely sum up what many an inmate is.
        Inmates making asses of themselves reminds me of one minor miss on a head and torso range target I'd have to NRA qualify with once a year.
        Pointing at a target's head, I advised the range instructor I was quite happy with one shot widely missing center mass because I always wanted to shoot an inmate in the mouth.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 4 months, 1 week ago
    OUC ‘s jokes are the Punnacle of humor.
    You should check out my post Trust zee science , I even took 3 clips of it for shorter posts of content from the Trust zee Science part1 Virtually zero interest
    Oh well, now I can get yelled at for my conspiracy theories by villagers who can’t think out of their comfort zone. All because they don’t know my sauce. The latest was when I said Israel knew the attack was going to happen and they did nothing. Well that was anti semetic apparently and I have to prove what i said. My sauce has been coming out steadily. 1st they knew 1 year in advance ….but they couldn’t take it seriously…..Right. Then I was supposed to give overwhelming evidence and that the government would not let their citizens be hurt . Hmmmmm I could give a doz3n examples but … they didn’t know when it was going to happen. Whoops Egypt told them 1week in advance that an attack was planned. But I am still making wild unsubstantiated claims . Funny that the week before there was very active short selling of Israeli stocks. I guess those analysts knew more than Israeli intelligence. Every country has an evil twin planted inside , we certainly do so does Israel. It’s often called the Deep State wtf. War is Satans nourishment. Peace out brother.
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