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OMG! Those are too funny! I love puns!

Will check out the new post, Thanks Brother.

Excellent.

I entered 10 puns into a contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

OUC ‘s jokes are the Punnacle of humor.
You should check out my post Trust zee science , I even took 3 clips of it for shorter posts of content from the Trust zee Science part1 Virtually zero interest
Oh well, now I can get yelled at for my conspiracy theories by villagers who can’t think out of their comfort zone. All because they don’t know my sauce. The latest was when I said Israel knew the attack was going to happen and they did nothing. Well that was anti semetic apparently and I have to prove what i said. My sauce has been coming out steadily. 1st they knew 1 year in advance ….but they couldn’t take it seriously…..Right. Then I was supposed to give overwhelming evidence and that the government would not let their citizens be hurt . Hmmmmm I could give a doz3n examples but … they didn’t know when it was going to happen. Whoops Egypt told them 1week in advance that an attack was planned. But I am still making wild unsubstantiated claims . Funny that the week before there was very active short selling of Israeli stocks. I guess those analysts knew more than Israeli intelligence. Every country has an evil twin planted inside , we certainly do so does Israel. It’s often called the Deep State wtf. War is Satans nourishment. Peace out brother.

Why do kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns? Because they take things literally
ThinQ of this as pun-ishment, to a pun hater.

An excellent collection!!

Took me just a second with Sam and Ellla's diner...
Thanks for the smiles!!

Glad you liked them.

Just wonderful. My dad spent a year at Northwestern for some special law enforcement training in the early '70s, and one of his professors called puns "the lowest form of humor". My dad and I figured it was because a) he didn't get most of them, and b) he couldn't come up with any on his own.

Like the old Burma Shave signs, that used to dot the highways and byways of America.

Those are hilarious!

Okay I give up...you are the champ! n

Someone Enjoys their Job too much.

The Fungi one should have ended with the word

Hair?

An ass shot would definitely stop a runner cold and would live long as a giddy subject of conversation over off-duty beers.
That body part would definitely sum up what many an inmate is.
Inmates making asses of themselves reminds me of one minor miss on a head and torso range target I'd have to NRA qualify with once a year.
Pointing at a target's head, I advised the range instructor I was quite happy with one shot widely missing center mass because I always wanted to shoot an inmate in the mouth.

That's usually the "ASS" isn't it?

When me dino was a state corrections officer, I knew some partial arts.
I could not hand-to-hand apply what I was taught in the Marines because that was all about killing people.
For example, I could not strike an inmate in the head with my baton even if I was attacked. Yet ironically, to stop an escape, I could in writing "shoot to stop" by aiming at an inmate's "center mass."