I thank the Lord that my son could have written the Santa letter. He was raised right.

Teeny weeny itty bitty...

Now I know why my lawn mowing guy was drooling. Here I thought that he had some kind of condition. Wait a minute, I guess he does. Kidding aside, this bunch was really funny. Thanks!.

Uh-oh! How could I possibly leave out "Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"!!!?

Wisdom of the young, LOL!

All good, but "...wallawalla bingbang" (Witch Doctor) brought back the memories of good ol' fun songs like "Purple People Eater", "Please Mr. Custer", and "Alley Oop". Thanks and have a wallawalla bingbang day!!!

Good memory, Dino

Me dino even knew to type "The Witch Doctor" when I looked "Oo ee oo ah ah" up.
And the original version on YouTube was nice enough to tell me now an old rundown dino with all me aches and pains was 11-year-old way back then in another galaxy far, far away when men knew they were men and women knew they were women and no one was called a phobe of any sort.
The word gay was not even ruined for poetry and songs yet. That word DID become ruined at about the time The Flintstones appeared on TV with its intro song having "a gay ole' time." Me dino can even remember that also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrT...

we have a dog that should be a cat
she is a Pomeranian

. . . and very primitive!

LMAO . . . I don't think so but it's funny. I can see Fred Flintstone at the chiropractors now!

Isn't the last one how chiropractors originally got started?

I want what that kid wants. Or how about just some spines for the politicians? They are ceolenterates.

We posted close to the same time. You may have missed my story about a cat and 2 dogs.

We had a cat that thought he was a dog just like the two we had, he went to the groomers, took showers with us and loved a ride in the car and especially loved sailing on the Carlinda (a Hunter Sailing Vessel.)

Good group OUC! Congrats! I really liked the doggie adopting a kitty. My Fred was bitten by a Tarantula spider and I've been doctoring him myself since I think most of the vets in my town are idiots. Six wanted to amputate his paw. One said, 'he's had that paw for 13 years, let's let him keep it. Guess what? Good old Fred has done most of the work himself. I've given him Amoxicillin, a CBD antiinflamatory, liquid spray of hydrogen peroxide and liquitd oxygen. He did more than I could. It looks about to heal over. I love doggies. nb