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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
    Me dino really likes that Dome Of War meme.
    As for that woolly pig, I'd like to attach a small but loud tape recorder under its ear that bleats, "Baa! Baa!"
    About a month ago me dino stuck a Buydumb "I did that" sticker that pointed at Darth Vader on a poster. I temporarily stopped putting stickers I have on gas pumps.
    Since a gallon of gas recently dipped just below $3 where I live, I stopped the sticking lest some libtard come along and say, "Yes, thank you oh so much, Joe, for lowering the price of gas."
    Yeah, see what happens to that gas price should your good ole' pal buddy Joe be reelected.
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    • Posted by $ 9 months ago
      And your recording of Baa, being buggered from behind at the party shall scream: EEEEeeeeee!
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
        So will the Muslim who thought he was taking one of his usual sheep dips.
        Contaminated by pork, perhaps he shall pull a knife, glare down with disgust at his polluted member and~~and~~and, oh, never mind.
        Why am I suddenly reminded of a Mr. and Mrs. Bobbitt who shared such a, ah, descriptive name when in the news some time ago?
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        • Posted by $ 9 months ago
          LMAO! WHO KNOWS?, . .they do have this fetish about cutting things off!
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          • Posted by $ allosaur 9 months ago
            It's in their blood for chopping of body parts off people with their scimitar swords for centuries.
            Now me dino be reminded of something else.
            In The New Testament. There's something about "if you eye offends you, pluck it out."
            I suppose that applies to any body part. Doubt that is in the Quran, though, but both the Old Testament and the Quran has a problem with pork.
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            • Posted by $ 8 months, 4 weeks ago
              That's because most in the middle east were of "B" type blood and Pork mimics "A" type blood so eating pork is like allowing an enemy into the body. Pork is more than unclean to the other blood types.
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              • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months, 4 weeks ago
                Me dino glad I'm O+ because I do love pork chops (some in my freezer now), shredded barbecue pork for sandwiches and barbecued ribs.
                That may account to why these days I look porky, though, but arthritis and other complications has something to do with that too.
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                • Posted by CaptainKirk 8 months, 4 weeks ago
                  I have NO IDEA how you can talk about Pork...

                  And skip BACON!?

                  How? BACON is a FOOD GROUP in my world. Christmas... I will have Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf.

                  Yeah, I can eat the other forms of Pork...
                  But BACON is so good, PIGS will eat it! LOL
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                  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months, 4 weeks ago
                    I know why I did not even think of bacon, though I've enjoyed eating it all my life until recently..
                    Beginning a year or so ago, whenever I bought even for switching brands, bacon had way too much fat.
                    Got tired of stripping wide bands of fat off thin strips of bacon meat until I stopped buying bacon altogether.
                    Ham I never cared much for. If someone serves it, I will eat it.
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                    • Posted by CaptainKirk 8 months, 4 weeks ago
                      Before I went carnivore, I did the same thing.

                      Now I use Bacon as a Fat Source
                      I eat almost exclusively ribeyes, because of the extra fat.

                      My friend and I had some sirloin steaks. I was dipping mine in butter to keep the fat content higher... LOL

                      In russia, they have SALO. This is literally seasoned pork fat. They eat it raw with alcohol! (Of course this was because the communists took the meat and only left the fat, LOL)
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                  • Posted by $ 8 months, 4 weeks ago
                    Bacon doesn't bother me but ham and other pork and added pork to other meats does.
                    I haven't had a cold/flue/nothing, since I stopped eating pork 30+ years ago . . . but I still eat bacon.
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    • Posted by NealS 8 months, 4 weeks ago
      Wow, $3 a gallon, we just dropped to $4.67 for regular. Our governor's a democrat, Inslee, lucky us, hah. I've started putting the stickers on the steaks in the meat department of my local grocery store.
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  • Posted by $ 9 months ago
    Tried to slip in a few chuckles lest we EXPLODE for all the lies and BS!

    PS, from now on: Hamas will be spelt and pronounced: Ham-Ass. after their new bachelor party sheep.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 8 months, 4 weeks ago
    Good mix of mirth and truth with a point! Pig in sheep's clothing almost made me spew my morning coffee. Multi-tiered legal system nicely illustrated in MGA/mostly peaceful (keep hammering that one!). Queers for Palestine has to be one of the most prominent illustrations of how ignorant the lefties really are. Zelensky asking Netanyahu, "What'd you get" is spot on. Xiden admin finances terrorism (Obummer is in on that, I'm sure). Regarding the last one, I suspect the Marxist side of our government has all our specs.
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