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As for that woolly pig, I'd like to attach a small but loud tape recorder under its ear that bleats, "Baa! Baa!"
About a month ago me dino stuck a Buydumb "I did that" sticker that pointed at Darth Vader on a poster. I temporarily stopped putting stickers I have on gas pumps.
Since a gallon of gas recently dipped just below $3 where I live, I stopped the sticking lest some libtard come along and say, "Yes, thank you oh so much, Joe, for lowering the price of gas."
Yeah, see what happens to that gas price should your good ole' pal buddy Joe be reelected.
Contaminated by pork, perhaps he shall pull a knife, glare down with disgust at his polluted member and~~and~~and, oh, never mind.
Why am I suddenly reminded of a Mr. and Mrs. Bobbitt who shared such a, ah, descriptive name when in the news some time ago?
Now me dino be reminded of something else.
In The New Testament. There's something about "if you eye offends you, pluck it out."
I suppose that applies to any body part. Doubt that is in the Quran, though, but both the Old Testament and the Quran has a problem with pork.
That may account to why these days I look porky, though, but arthritis and other complications has something to do with that too.
And skip BACON!?
How? BACON is a FOOD GROUP in my world. Christmas... I will have Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf.
Yeah, I can eat the other forms of Pork...
But BACON is so good, PIGS will eat it! LOL
Beginning a year or so ago, whenever I bought even for switching brands, bacon had way too much fat.
Got tired of stripping wide bands of fat off thin strips of bacon meat until I stopped buying bacon altogether.
Ham I never cared much for. If someone serves it, I will eat it.
Now I use Bacon as a Fat Source
I eat almost exclusively ribeyes, because of the extra fat.
My friend and I had some sirloin steaks. I was dipping mine in butter to keep the fat content higher... LOL
In russia, they have SALO. This is literally seasoned pork fat. They eat it raw with alcohol! (Of course this was because the communists took the meat and only left the fat, LOL)
I haven't had a cold/flue/nothing, since I stopped eating pork 30+ years ago . . . but I still eat bacon.
Why am I thinking eggs?
PS New "Meme While" post alert! Laughing (imaging getting one of these "National Emergency alerts" on your TV or Dumb phone!)
PS, from now on: Hamas will be spelt and pronounced: Ham-Ass. after their new bachelor party sheep.
The Economist cover has Israel and Ham-ass fighting in Gliders back in 2012 . . .was the artist part of the group?
"Nothing is Secret that will not manifest, neither anything hid that will not be known and come abroad."
Like that poor guy who made the "TEXT your vote" Joke, which was clearly a Joke.
FWIW, ANYONE who fell for it. SHOULD NOT be allowed to vote... EVER!