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TGIFfunnies 10/20/23 EDITION: Disclaimer?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 year, 6 months ago to Humor
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Prepare to get wet!, Not wearing pants, Flatulence and Blazing Saddles. . . Ain't it a Scream?


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  • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Welcome. I think every remake of any blockbusters so far were disasters, terrible and embarrassing.

    Like everything else these days: are they just plain STUPID or criminally complicit?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Careful now. Some people are concealed carry like I am.
    I'd hate to explain to police that "He racked a round with his cell phone."
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    My Guinness stout hasn't changed me a bit, LOL! Glad the folks you interact with have a sense of humor!
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Their heads pop right up if you rack the slide on a shotgun. I have that as my ring tone!
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, I play soccer with a couple of guys from Africa, one from Cameroon. He likes scotch, but wimpy beer, and gives me a hard time about my stouts. I told him, "I keep drinking these things trying to get a decent tan, but it never works. What is you secret?" Everyone laughed. One guy said, "You know, not everyone can get away with saying that, but you sure can."

    We need to get to the point where everyone can.
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  • Posted by $ 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I saved the bowling platform from last weeks Guillotine so you could Roll a STRIKE! for the perfect ending!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL, you got it, Thor! Fortunately or unfortunately I'm one of those evil white guys that has no problem finding ridicule in religion. Hey, targets that big can't be missed - off to the Gulag with me for a "head-ectomy", LMAO!
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If there are no mean tweets, there can not be world peace.
    There is always a butt to a joke, and nothing is funny unless a little bit true. Anything that is above ridicule (religion is often an excellent example) is part of the problem.

    You can make fun of dads, moms, children, white people dancing. When fat kids/people, Asian drivers, black people, trans, gay, et al are "off the menu", they are religion, and it is THE problem.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 year, 6 months ago
    Great collection, OGC! Loved the welcome mat - and can you see them try to remake Blazing Saddles!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino used mine yesterday to read the news and check out the local weather prediction while waiting to have my glasses fixed. No magazines were available.
    Monday before last I checked out the magazines awaiting my turn at the dentist. Talk about a collection of bland stuff I don't care about. So I used my iPhone to check out the news and the weather.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 year, 6 months ago
    Wish that Foggy Joe would see a squirrel and leave D. C. But that ain’t gonna happen. The old goat can’t run. Maybe the only way that he can run is against a Republican, which might not be a bad idea because he’ll get beat.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I seriously doubt they could come up with a cast to match the original. That was at LEAST half of the success of the first one. Thanks again OUC
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 1 year, 6 months ago
    about the dog yoga....I hate those fuzzy little bastard squirrels. My girlfriend likes to feed the birds with these feeders. She gets all upset when the squirrels come in and eat the bird feed. Then I have to "do something". I am current cleaning the Mossberg 12 ga. I am sure the neighbors aint gonna like it.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL, dino! I use my iPhone to while away the time when waiting for something, like in the doctors office. I always check the Gulch - be sure to turn your phone sideways and scroll all the way to the bottom and click the "desktop" icon or the posts can get scrambled.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    For the second time since yesterday I'm writing that I learn something new every day.
    Had to look up my moniker to say I've always come to The Gulch for my entire 9 years and 9 months only using my home PC.
    The only reason old-fashioned dino has an iPhone is because it transmits enhanced sound to my hearing aids.
    I've long learned SIRI can be useful when I get lost or need help getting somewhere.
    People who keep their faces glued to cell phone screens, such as my granddaughter's boyfriend, can get on my nerves.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, I've noticed using different computers or cell phone the meme rows are different. The memes are always in the same order, though, so giving the meme number or something like "third meme" or "second from the end" works to pinpoint the meme.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If your screens are not the same resolution, and the window of the browser is not the same width, you won't have the same row contents.
    For example, my display has all the items in only one row because I have a wide screen display (2560x1440.)
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