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TGIFfunnies 10/20/23 EDITION: Disclaimer?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 months ago to Humor
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Prepare to get wet!, Not wearing pants, Flatulence and Blazing Saddles. . . Ain't it a Scream?


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago
    Thank you. Didn't recall those cats being so fiendish.
    About the game, there are times when I just love being wrong. That was partly due to to Bama losing its first game they would not have lost if 3 touchdowns weren't called back due to penalities. At half time me dino thought Bama was doomed with Tennessee ahead 20 to 7. But in the second half Bama came roaring from behind as I've seen other Bama teams do in the past. 34 to 20. Tennessee could not continue to score at all! And Bama penalties had become almost nonexistent. Wow!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "We are Siamese if you please, we are Siamese if you don't please" sticks in my head from another old Disney movie, whichever one that is.
    I'd look it up but a Bama game is about to start.
    I'm thinking Tennessee may beat us this time.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Actually, I went to Homers Depot and bought a trap. I bait it with p-nut butter. They cant resist it. At first when I caught them I would terrorize them in the cage for a while before I "dispatched with a bb gun. But, the girlfriend caught me in the act. Now we have to take them on a ride (still in cage) Hamas terrorists would approve.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Very interesting. First heard it during the mid-Fifties.
    I spread it around some but do believe I stopped that at least during the early Sixties.
    Do believe I used that poem a couple of times on the Internet before I found The Gulch almost a decade ago.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wow! These things have come a long way since the Daisy/Red Rider BB gun of my youth. I'm going to have to spend some time on this. Not cheap and a lot of characteristics to mull over. Caliber and air supply especially. It would be nice to have one that will survive the SHTF and you can't get CO2 anymore, but then you won't get pellets anymore, either.

    Side note: That Air Force Talon SS in the first link looks like something out of The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

    Tyrannical morons... I have stories.... LOL
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  • Posted by mccannon01 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Oaks and walnuts in my area means we're overrun with those tree rats. It's against the law to shoot them in my neighborhood or I would. Being a corner lot I have no good place to hide with a gun, but one of my neighbors, a WWII vet - Pacific (RIP Bert), would sit in his backyard and pop them for afternoon entertainment. Since he's been gone the tree rat population has increased. I have to use chemical warfare to stop them from crapping and wrecking stuff on my front porch and keep them from digging up the flowers in my planters.

    Edit add: Before I retired I was coming home from work one day and when I stopped for the stop sign on my corner a huge hawk swooped past my windshield and snatched a tree rat out of the maple tree in front of my house and butchered it on my front lawn. I don't think the town has an ordinance against hawks grabbing live lunch. We need more huge hawks around here. I was so exited I took pictures.
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  • Posted by $ 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's why it's best to use a brief description or the number coming from the beginning. Most times I post 16/17 memes
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  • Posted by $ sekeres 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    On my desktop, the memes appear as 3 rows of five at top with ONLY 1 in the bottom row. Imagine how confused I was until reading Mc's explanation.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Your poem reminds me of one I heard when I was a little kid from another little kid.
    Perhaps you heard it. Let me know if you have.
    Myself born in 1947, I have no idea how far and wide it went or if it completely died out but here it goes~~
    Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
    Why'd you do that in my eye?
    Me no cuss, me no cry.
    Me just glad that cow don't fly.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I seen a peanut stand
    I heard a rubber band
    I seen a needle that winked its eye
    I just about seen everything,
    when I see an elephant fly!
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