TGIFfunnies Part II Edition: Short Stories

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 weeks ago to Humor
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These are Great Memes that I just couldn't fit into a larger theme...ENJOY!

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  • Posted by 73SHARK 2 weeks ago
    The toilet one reminds me of when in high school, several of us decided to drop a small chunk of sodium metal down a toilet. Lo and behold when the metal reacts and gets hot enuf, it ignites the hydrogen gas. Not quite a C4 explosion but enuf to crack the bowl.

    We actually learned how to do this when our chemistry teacher plunged a pea-sized piece of sodium in a two gallon beaker to demonstrate how it generated hydrogen gas. When it ignited, the shock wave cracked the bottom of the beaker and water started to seep out. That's how we determined how to size our chunk.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks ago
    Why do we even care if what we say offends stupid people?
    That meme about eating jalapenos breaking a toilet brought back a memory.
    Over 15 years ago I was at an Alabama home football game mini-tailgate party with my brother and my youngest son where I was take a bite out of a jalapeno while while doing as much with each bite of fried chicken.
    When I reached the tail portion of a large jalapeno, I tossed it in university campus grass. I noticed ants eating that jalapeno tail and told my son and brother.
    It was a kinda like a "Gee, I never woulda thought ants like jalapenos" moment.
    Shortly thereafter I had to point out that those same ants were dead. Guess their stomachs aren't as strong as their taste buds.
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  • Posted by $ 2 weeks ago
    Just got done with the fall the WIND comes from Florida,.. blowing the neighbors leaves my way!...might as well shake up my "Leaf Globe"...THANKS
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