Okee dokey blowee walla walla bang blam.

Ah yes, the glory days of my misspent youth. M80s were awesome!

Yes they were marvelous mini depth charges. We used to fish with them when I was but a wee lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSRBg...

ours too!

The dog one is so my dogs, they know the exact time !

Nice meme salad you got here, OUC! Thanks for starting my day right! LOL

Now you remind me of a mess made when some kid flushed a cherry bomb or an M80 down my high school's rest room toilet. Pipe burst and water was all over the floor.
For those not in the know as would an age 75 dino be, the fuses of both bombs continued to burn underwater.
I used to like throwing either one into a lake I spent summers at just to watch geysers spurt up from a boom that was still quite loud kinda like miniature depth charges.
Those bombs were eventually outlawed because they could blow your fingers off.

Looks like he's eating a lot of something in that bowl.

The toilet one reminds me of when in high school, several of us decided to drop a small chunk of sodium metal down a toilet. Lo and behold when the metal reacts and gets hot enuf, it ignites the hydrogen gas. Not quite a C4 explosion but enuf to crack the bowl.

We actually learned how to do this when our chemistry teacher plunged a pea-sized piece of sodium in a two gallon beaker to demonstrate how it generated hydrogen gas. When it ignited, the shock wave cracked the bottom of the beaker and water started to seep out. That's how we determined how to size our chunk.

Good thing you weren't the Stool Pigeon...

Why do we even care if what we say offends stupid people?
That meme about eating jalapenos breaking a toilet brought back a memory.
Over 15 years ago I was at an Alabama home football game mini-tailgate party with my brother and my youngest son where I was take a bite out of a jalapeno while while doing as much with each bite of fried chicken.
When I reached the tail portion of a large jalapeno, I tossed it in university campus grass. I noticed ants eating that jalapeno tail and told my son and brother.
It was a kinda like a "Gee, I never woulda thought ants like jalapenos" moment.
Shortly thereafter I had to point out that those same ants were dead. Guess their stomachs aren't as strong as their taste buds.

Just got done with the fall leaves...now the WIND comes from Florida,.. blowing the neighbors leaves my way!...might as well shake up my "Leaf Globe"...THANKS