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Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of Genders

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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This nation's leading scientists, namely scientists who follow the science and therefore ARE science thus worthy of government grants, have unveiled a new periodic table of genders to help everyone keep track of the ever evolving gender spectrum.
Ordained by the Department of Education as a test question to always be asked throughout These United States, the gender table features 114 genders in addition to a wild card space that represents the limitless imagination of the human mind.
Scientists who are science for following the science recommend that the periodic table of genders be added to each state's curriculum for grades 9-thru-12.
Know that the more hip California legislators have already voted to require teaching the periodic table of genders beginning in kindergarten,
And why not? It is a fact that teaching little kids foreign languages is easier than teaching any stuff mature adults may find nonsensical for following the science.
CHECK OUT the sideboard of Trending Articles that relates to this 'un, such as (1) the San Diego Comic-Con revealing that all comic book heroes are now gay and (2) about how elementary teachers now worry that their gay students may decide to go straight during summer breaks. Oh, the horror!

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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Alabama, a beautiful place in my limited exposure. I visited Mobile (Axis-Bucks) in 2020 on business. Put it on my list.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Only now me dino recalls seeing that. Lately a couple pf Gulchers have called me "the video king" for having a memory for fetching YouTube videos left and right.
    As for heap big phony squaw Minipoopah, evidently I just don't think about her much.
    The the last of many lizards I saw down here in Alabama this time of year I find as being more impressive than she is.
    Especially the ones with pretty blue tails.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'd love to answer your question but I don't know if Elizabeth Woo-Woo-Woo-Warren likes beer.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Space aliens with intellects socially similar to ours back during the 1950s would be shocked by those ding-a-lings allowed to hold power over others in the USA right now.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In other words cowardly sadistic sociopaths who get off on the exploitation of children and just about anyone else whether that's also about sex or not.
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  • Posted by ohiocrossroads 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I don't suppose the pedos actually enjoy the sex with minors. It's more about exercising power over innocent people that can't defend themselves.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 2 years, 11 months ago
    I think I'm going to write a story about imaginationally-challenged aliens who come to earth to study cognitive dissonance and end up literally forcing their patients' heads to explode. Half the Earth's population dies in this experiment.
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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What's most evil is that the redefinition of gender is being used to "educate" children in "gender fluidity" and what kinds of delightful sex is associated with these newly defined behavioral patterns. A better word for it is GROOMING, by a pedophile-dominated corrupt political establishment eager to enjoy sex with minors.

    When I went to school, I didn't even know the marital status of my teachers, let alone their sexual preferences. Yet today we hear from some teachers about how restricting them from these obscene goals is an infringement on their "right" to discuss their personal sexual behaviors with elementary school children.

    The government school system should be abolished, and replaced by a market-driven private educational system.
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  • Posted by bobbitchen34 2 years, 11 months ago
    I love your BB links as I forget how funny this site is. But what I want to know is where can I get me a beer and some of that good ol Pow Wow chow?
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  • Posted by samsrand 2 years, 11 months ago
    As an actual scientist I am incredibly offended by this BS. I seriously doubt that the offended-obsessed morons who came up with this nonsense would the least bit phased by me being offended. Teaching children to ignore reality has got to be the epitome of evil.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We emerge into the world from a woman, and then we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in! (Half of us.)
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It must hurt like hell when men have babies.
    "Oh, my poor pecker! Get my baby off my balls!"
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, to follow the science is to declare yourself "I am science" just like our beloved comrade and saint, Herr Doktor Falsie Fauci, him of the highest government paid smirk.
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  • Posted by starguy 2 years, 11 months ago
    Hey, if bees can be fish, then why not have a periodic table of genders?
    After all, it's "Science", isn't it?
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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 11 months ago
    I've come to appreciate the BB always being ahead of the curve. Therefore, it's only a matter of time and millions of taxpayer dollars in grants and school taxes and it will be a new standard to deal with. Hey, why not? LOL!
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Let them eat ribeye. Cure their mental depression and thus liberal tendency. Eviscerate funding for about 2/3rds of the social "sciences." They can go to the fields and pick lettuce. Or learn to code, Jack.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 2 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What a useful tool. It must have been developed by the Sociology Department, subdiscipline, Socio-Chemistry. They have polluted everything else including mathematics, Chemistry and Physics will be the last target of the Critical Theory Commies.
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