This nation's leading scientists, namely scientists who follow the science and therefore ARE science thus worthy of government grants, have unveiled a new periodic table of genders to help everyone keep track of the ever evolving gender spectrum.
Ordained by the Department of Education as a test question to always be asked throughout These United States, the gender table features 114 genders in addition to a wild card space that represents the limitless imagination of the human mind.
Scientists who are science for following the science recommend that the periodic table of genders be added to each state's curriculum for grades 9-thru-12.
Know that the more hip California legislators have already voted to require teaching the periodic table of genders beginning in kindergarten,
And why not? It is a fact that teaching little kids foreign languages is easier than teaching any stuff mature adults may find nonsensical for following the science.
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