A bleeding heart has no use or a brain~~and from now on me dino will never think of The Penguin in Batman the same way.
Haven't had a piracy problem with Amazon deliveries. Monday I received my Biden gas pump paste-ons with the senile Puppet-In-Chief saying, "That's all me. I did that.".

Damn - great idea with the cat poop. I have the perfect porch for its disposal. And Don Rickels was the best along with Lenny Bruce.

Great lineup Carl - and yeah, some good advice on the doorstep thievery. The serial killer one is my fave type of one-liner: the kind that takes a few seconds to hit you (or I'm a little bit slow?) Got a nice belly-laugh out of that one.

On the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock thing, I haven't watched Academy Awards (or Grammys or any other "awards" show) since they turned into political grandstanding displays by people with spectacularly-mistaken political beliefs. I also harbor the suspicion that it was staged - publicity for an event whose rankings have been tanking for years. But loving the memes and cracks in its wake - the Baldwin thing is awesome.

For a serious look at the Smith "slap" incident - and a point I haven't seen anyone else make: that the "words are violence" and "silence is violence" fraud of the Talibantifa mentalities are in fact a fraudulent inversion of the valid "sticks and stones" maxim - I highly recommend Mark Da Cunha's April 2 piece over at CapMag - 'also recommend bookmarking the Capitalism Magazine site itself, 'cause it's home to consistent quality and cut-through-the-crap intelligence:
https://www.capitalismmagazine.com/20...
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"No thanks, I'm a liberal." Too True!

The Penguin one is terrifying.

Lmao , you knocked it out of the park!

Don Rickles would have a field day, with all the woketard snowflakes of today!

Meme #2...I noticed something interesting....He is in the ETO...how do I know??? That is a k98 rifle leaning against the tent. I guess the stovepipe from the heater in the tent is a bit of a tip off as well....not a lot of those in the Pacific....but certainly no K98's

penguins and cat poop great !

Hilarious!!! Love the Danny Devito, Amazon Box and Cereal Killer ones!

The last meme is a note to my Barber...

Perfect Friday batch, Carl and I haven't stopped laughing yet! They're all getting shared. Thank you!