Oyeah, duh - Amazon. Thanks, snagging some now!

You have all kinds of choices. I bought Biden saying, "That's all me. I did that." on Page 2 (see bottom Page 1),

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=i+did+that...

Great!

Thanks for the link!

Give us a link! 'Gotta get some.

Great lineup Carl - and yeah, some good advice on the doorstep thievery. The serial killer one is my fave type of one-liner: the kind that takes a few seconds to hit you (or I'm a little bit slow?) Got a nice belly-laugh out of that one.

On the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock thing, I haven't watched Academy Awards (or Grammys or any other "awards" show) since they turned into political grandstanding displays by people with spectacularly-mistaken political beliefs. I also harbor the suspicion that it was staged - publicity for an event whose rankings have been tanking for years. But loving the memes and cracks in its wake - the Baldwin thing is awesome.

For a serious look at the Smith "slap" incident - and a point I haven't seen anyone else make: that the "words are violence" and "silence is violence" fraud of the Talibantifa mentalities are in fact a fraudulent inversion of the valid "sticks and stones" maxim - I highly recommend Mark Da Cunha's April 2 piece over at CapMag - 'also recommend bookmarking the Capitalism Magazine site itself, 'cause it's home to consistent quality and cut-through-the-crap intelligence:
https://www.capitalismmagazine.com/20...
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Don Rickles would have a field day, with all the woketard snowflakes of today!

Perfect Friday batch, Carl and I haven't stopped laughing yet! They're all getting shared. Thank you!

Meme #2...I noticed something interesting....He is in the ETO...how do I know??? That is a k98 rifle leaning against the tent. I guess the stovepipe from the heater in the tent is a bit of a tip off as well....not a lot of those in the Pacific....but certainly no K98's

"No thanks, I'm a liberal." Too True!

The Penguin one is terrifying.

penguins and cat poop great !

Thanks for the tip.

I got a hundred! Only a few left. Rub the pump with alcohol first or mineral spirits, they stick better.

Yes when reality is a farce already , Qreat job!

Glad you liked it...tough finding funny stuff lately.

Lmao , you knocked it out of the park!

Let us know how that goes...arrests, warrents, notations on the lamestreem news or an angry waving finger in your face....photos would be great!

Damn - great idea with the cat poop. I have the perfect porch for its disposal. And Don Rickels was the best along with Lenny Bruce.

A bleeding heart has no use or a brain~~and from now on me dino will never think of The Penguin in Batman the same way.
Haven't had a piracy problem with Amazon deliveries. Monday I received my Biden gas pump paste-ons with the senile Puppet-In-Chief saying, "That's all me. I did that.".

Hilarious!!! Love the Danny Devito, Amazon Box and Cereal Killer ones!

The last meme is a note to my Barber...