Friday Funnies: 1st Edition; Gender equality in crash-test dummies!?!?!?!?!?!
Dem introduces serious bill in the House.
NOW I've heard it ALL!...I almost fell off my Chair when I read this copy book heading...
NOW I've heard it ALL!...I almost fell off my Chair when I read this copy book heading...
Wait! This is not the Babylon Bee.
Going to go back to read the comments, thanks for the heads up.
didja catch the female dummy with her headlights on? LMAO...just had to insert that.
Just transport DC and all the looters to deep space.
I do that because there is always a matching parts issue anywhere else if something is wrong with the car.
Anyway, last time me dino was there I was told my car is worth $9,000 if I wanted to trade it in. I was mulling over if I really wanted to trade in my totally paid-for car. Until~!!!
Three months later I get a letter from a different salesperson there that kinda ran like this, "Hey, good buddy, we've determined that your car is worth $5,000 if you want to trade it in. But ya better hurry, hurry, hurry and step right up! This offer stands for only two months! Just two months! JUST TWO MONTHS!"
I decided not to have a fit over my Fit and just hang on to the car. All in all, it's in really great shape. And paid for!!!!
A month later I get another "OMG! You only got one month left to make up your mind! Ya really need to hurry, hurry, hurry to step right up!"
Next came "OMG! It's only two weeks!"
A week later came "OMG! Just a few days~just a few teeny tiny days left before you lose my fabulous $5,000 trade-in offer for your car!"
Me dino was like "Ooo, I'm so excited. Yawn."
Wonder what I'll be offered the next time I get an oil change there. $8,000?
PS. I do not call him, Kemosabe.
"He's called The Lone Weedhead."
Quite a story we have
weeded out here.