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Happy Guy Fawkes Day

Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 9 years, 5 months ago to The Gulch: General
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I nearly forgot what day it is.

The Fifth of November

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!


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  • Posted by $ Susanne 9 years, 5 months ago
    How can you forget a guy who was fed up with government, tried to do something about it, and instead of whacking himself to smithereens got caught and let the government do it for him?

    What gets me - is how huge a celebration it is in the UK... was it because they caught him... or because he damn near got away with it?

    The world may never know.

    HGFD!
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    • Posted by xthinker88 9 years, 5 months ago
      Yes. He wanted to do away with Protestant tyranny and replace it with Catholic tyranny. Quite the freedom fighter.
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      • Posted by Snoogoo 9 years, 5 months ago
        I love the story of the Church of England.. it's fascinating:

        Henry VIII - From Catholic to Protestant to weird mixture of both - burn, behead, repeat
        Edward - Protestant, Died
        Jane Gray - Protestant, lost her head.
        Mary I - Catholic again! Burn the Prots. Sis Liz, you can be queen after I die but promise to be Catholic....
        Elizabeth I - Sorry sis, Protestant! I think I'll behead some Catholics.

        The whole Guy Fawkes thing starts to make a lot of sense when you see it from that point of view.
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