IN THE MEME TIME: Random News Edition and a few random acts of funnieness.

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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IMPORTANT NOTE: These memes are edited in order of maximum funniness and should be viewed from left to right, top to bottom.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 4 years, 4 months ago
    Carl ... sir, you have done it again. I am weeping over here.
    - Witch Pelosi on the bike ... yes, I can hear the music!
    - Liz touches all the ethnic bases ... with a straight face.
    - Bernie plants the Free Shit Trees ... with a straight face.
    - Uncle Joe and the melodious Ice Cream Truck...
    - It is scarcely the same thing, to put a man on the moon, as to put a bone in your nose.
    - Signs: The Hokey Pokey Clinic. Yup... that finally broke me.

    These images are a welcome antidote to all the inanity and insanity that is being blown about.
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We have 5 Maltese dogs...I've got all the free schiff one could ever want...you don't even have to pick it...it's already bagged!
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I think there are people in her district that actually do believe that there trees that grow free shit.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 4 years, 4 months ago
    Once again, thank you for a providing a small oasis in the day.

    Jan
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Haven't had any big snows, just a few 2-3" pains in the neck...always wet when it comes time to clean my own driveway...but the new snowblower does clean it up, unlike the old one.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 4 months ago
    Just having had our first heavy snow storm, I had to laugh at the jeep one - especially since in less than a week I had to shovel three driveways of snow three separate times...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago
    That shared racoon post reminded me dino of a night on Tower 5 when I worked at the prison.
    I spotted a mama racoon who approached followed by three babies along the outer fence line.
    Mama passively watched as her babies began to climb my tower's red brick wall 90 degrees STRAIGHT UP.
    The catwalk floor was grated metal so I could see through it and watch them climb between my feet.
    Since those babies were already doing the impossible, I wondered what I'd do if those babies could get around the catwalk.
    Worse, what would I do if mama came after her kids? Racoons have very sharp teeth! Guess I'd have to go back inside, close the door and all the windows.
    I was not about to write an incident report about firing a shot that would automatically lock down the prison and start an institution-wide inmate headcount.
    Fortunately, when the babies reached the catwalk, they briefly regarded it with stumped expressions and turned around.
    Literally. Turned. Around. Like squirrels, they could actually crawl all the way back down FACE FIRST.
    But me dino has never seen squirrels climb brick walls. Not ever.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 4 years, 4 months ago
    Queen Elizabeth was certainly giving the impression of a joyous occasion. L m a o
    Truth be told no caption needed hehe
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  • Posted by exceller 4 years, 4 months ago
    They are very good, CArl.

    I loved Soleimani living his dick in Bagdad.

    Funny thing, as I read the comments on the web when he was deleted, he was dubbed "Salami", or "Salamander"...
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 4 months ago
    The Elisabeth Warren ones, tops off everything nicely...lmao that The fake General forgot to take his penis! and the Dog teacher going over the cultural anomalies one more time cause his class shows signs of: WTF?
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