The “Immoral Wall”

Once upon a time a wall guarded a tree full of fruit. One day a small child walked up to the wall and looked at the fruit, and wanted it. The child tried to climb the wall, but could not get over it.
“I want that fruit behind you and you are stopping me,” the child told the wall. The wall responded, “Go to the gate and ring the bell.”
The child screamed, “I want that fruit now! You are an immoral wall stopping me from getting the fruit I want!”
The wall sighed, “I can do nothing about it. I’m just a wall. Go to the gate and ring the bell.”
But the child angrily kicked the wall, and hurt their foot.
The child cried, “Ouch! Look what you made me do! I’m going to tell everyone I know that all you walls are immoral!”
The wall watched while the child ran away awkwardly toward a nearby house. The child wailed, “Mommy! Mommy! That immoral wall won’t give me what I want!”
Pelosi stepped outside of the house to find out what the ruckus was about.