Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older.
My adopted brother, Dale Johnson, (he's uglier and older) sent me this, today.
#10 (submission from Dobrien) If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there are still approximately 7,184 more people out there just like you.
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world
#8 Life is sexually transmitted
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
My adopted brother, Dale Johnson, (he's uglier and older) sent me this, today.
#10 (submission from Dobrien) If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there are still approximately 7,184 more people out there just like you.
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world
#8 Life is sexually transmitted
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there are still approximately 7,184 more people out there just like you.
DOB
Hope you had a Great Day.
Me aged 71 dino can recall almost stepping through one of one of those several times. During the 70s, twice in one day!
LOVED IT!
Thanks for the laughs ;^)
Post Script: We need a number 10...your submissions are welcome.
If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there are still approximately 7,184 more people out there just like you.