Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older

Posted by  $  Olduglycarl 5 months ago to Humor
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Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older.

My adopted brother, Dale Johnson, (he's uglier and older) sent me this, today.

#10 (submission from Dobrien) If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there are still approximately 7,184 more people out there just like you.

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world

#8 Life is sexually transmitted

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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  • Posted by  $  5 months ago
    Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom again....... Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

    Post Script: We need a number 10...your submissions are welcome.
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