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Warning for Men

Posted by Dobrien 8 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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Warning for men
For years women have been rightly warned about dark parking lots and
to be aware of their surroundings and rightly so.
When I heard about this threat to men I wanted to check it out myself.
This is a heads up for men who frequent the different marts and depots
stores. I too became a victim of this fraud. Simply going to pickup some basic supplies
It can put you at risk!
Here is how I was victimized. It is the same thing that I had heard about.
While returning to my car with the shopping cart. Two scantily clad women
came up to my car and started cleaning my windows.
With the loose t-shirts it was nearly impossible to not look.
When they had finished I wanted to offer them a tip for the service.
They refused but asked for a ride to Mickey D's so of course I agreed.
Once in the car they both hopped into the front seat.
Soon their hands were all over me.
After I reached the destination and dropped them off, I drove away.
Upon arriving at home I discovered my wallet was missing.
I had my wallet stolen. This happened May 6 and on the 8th also
the 13th, twice on the 15th. and likely this coming weekend.
Beware
Oh and the dollar store has wallets for $0.99


All Comments

  • Posted by elstonc 8 years, 1 month ago
    I understood the joke :-) Thanks for the chuckle :-)
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  • Posted by 8 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Hi Term , that is a good idea.
    But the story is a joke.
    I realize that it isn't going to be funny to everyone.
    But it did give some folks a smile.
    No offense intended to women or non- heterosexual men.
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 1 month ago
    I totally stay away from people who approach me, and dont give rides to anyone I dont now.
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  • Posted by NealS 8 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Some of us never learn, it's just the new accepted behavior in America today.
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  • Posted by jimjamesjames 8 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Nope, he was not. "Never initiate force" (against even the "state's" property. But it seemed like a good idea at the time.......
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  • Posted by NealS 8 years, 1 month ago
    Same thing happens to me, all the time.

    (Sounds like fake news to me).
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  • Posted by Herb7734 8 years, 1 month ago
    I suggest that you just throw a .99 cent wallet out the window and drive home. On the other hand, you might consider keeping the wallet and letting them have the car. Car theft is a felony and you might get some police action. Or, you might park a number of cars in parking lots you often frequent and drive home in one of those after giving up the car you came in. Just a thought.?.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 8 years, 1 month ago
    You got me ... and thank you...
    Right up until "...and likely this coming weekend."
    I will be carrying this bit of nonsense to my next dinner party... the challenge will be in sharing the story with a straight face. Cheers!
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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 8 years, 1 month ago
    So you are telling me you got felt up for the lo low price of $0.99!!!??? Pretty good. Usually you have to but an airline for that and the guy who dies it is not attractive or scantily clad!
    I guess just like President Clinton, you "did not have sex with"..those women!
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  • Posted by Eyecu2 8 years, 1 month ago
    Since I don't carry a wallet, I wonder how long they might search?
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