Witches Will Cast A Binding Spell On Donald Trump Tonight
This is actually news but I decided to present this amusing article in the humor category.
Me dino is pretty sure these witches are so-called Wiccans, who echo the ancient pagan Celt religion and not evil hags who sold their souls to the devil.
Uh-oh! Yikes, there is a~cough! cough!~certain former first lady me dino has been calling an evil hag for at least a year now. That particular evil hag has been linked to "fatal accidents."
The witches who will be casting the binding spell at midnight tonight allegedly just want Trump out of office. Whoa, wouldn't four different time zones decrease the spell's impact? Plus a well trailing five. Guess there are Wiccan witches in Hawaii too. Aloha hoodoo to you!
Oh, well, at the moment I'm imagining a frog with an orange-topped head.
Yeah, me dino can just see Trump is making a speech: "I'm going to make~rivet!~America great again." As The Donald continues to speak, his rivets draw closer and closer together as he begins to turn green. All but the hair, of course. Never the hair.
Even witches can't touch the hair.
Me dino is pretty sure these witches are so-called Wiccans, who echo the ancient pagan Celt religion and not evil hags who sold their souls to the devil.
Uh-oh! Yikes, there is a~cough! cough!~certain former first lady me dino has been calling an evil hag for at least a year now. That particular evil hag has been linked to "fatal accidents."
The witches who will be casting the binding spell at midnight tonight allegedly just want Trump out of office. Whoa, wouldn't four different time zones decrease the spell's impact? Plus a well trailing five. Guess there are Wiccan witches in Hawaii too. Aloha hoodoo to you!
Oh, well, at the moment I'm imagining a frog with an orange-topped head.
Yeah, me dino can just see Trump is making a speech: "I'm going to make~rivet!~America great again." As The Donald continues to speak, his rivets draw closer and closer together as he begins to turn green. All but the hair, of course. Never the hair.
Even witches can't touch the hair.
Trying to send President Trump to Hell,
They'd screw up the whole damn nation;
If it works -- their incantation,
So let us shout, yes, let us yell,
And make their stupid knell bell quell.
Bet these are both Clinton voters.
With that thought, maybe I should automatically click on junk instead of delete but first see if there's an unsubscribe thingie.
Yeah, I said it. ;)
Oh and don't bother clicking those links. They merely confirm a human read their email at that email address. Unless you want more of those of course. Then by all means click away. Far be it from me to tell you what is fake news in your inbox. >__<
Oh, and pretty ignorant.
The sheer stupidity of this is remarkable.
Reminds me of an unforgettable Mad Magazine one page panel comic cartoon I read when a kid~
A princess kisses a frog.
The frog turns into a handsome prince.
Little hearts flutter up from a very happy princesses while the prince eyes a fly flying past.
The princess is in shock as the prince catches the fly with a long sticky tongue that shoots forth from his mouth.
www.ohsorare.com/hillarywitch.jpg
And, as I replied to him, yes, there are good witches and bad witches and sons of witches.
Asking a witch if she can turn someone into a frog would also be considered crass.
Broom jokes would also be snarky and mean.
Muslims you're also supposed to bend over backwards to be nice to are known to still kill suspected witches but that's not a PC issue to discuss either.
PC is to be all-inclusive even in regard to pure evil.