Witches Will Cast A Binding Spell On Donald Trump Tonight

Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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This is actually news but I decided to present this amusing article in the humor category.
Me dino is pretty sure these witches are so-called Wiccans, who echo the ancient pagan Celt religion and not evil hags who sold their souls to the devil.
Uh-oh! Yikes, there is a~cough! cough!~certain former first lady me dino has been calling an evil hag for at least a year now. That particular evil hag has been linked to "fatal accidents."
The witches who will be casting the binding spell at midnight tonight allegedly just want Trump out of office. Whoa, wouldn't four different time zones decrease the spell's impact? Plus a well trailing five. Guess there are Wiccan witches in Hawaii too. Aloha hoodoo to you!
Oh, well, at the moment I'm imagining a frog with an orange-topped head.
Yeah, me dino can just see Trump is making a speech: "I'm going to make~rivet!~America great again." As The Donald continues to speak, his rivets draw closer and closer together as he begins to turn green. All but the hair, of course. Never the hair.
Even witches can't touch the hair.

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It is PC not to be a bigot toward the Beast because it has tender feelings of self-worth.
    PC is to be all-inclusive even in regard to pure evil.
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  • Posted by $ nickursis 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, then it appears that PC has ended the "Witch era". So, how come the Beast is still around and hasn't flown away?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    A lib would think you're not showing PC sensitivity for asking a self-proclaimed witch such a question.
    Asking a witch if she can turn someone into a frog would also be considered crass.
    Broom jokes would also be snarky and mean.
    Muslims you're also supposed to bend over backwards to be nice to are known to still kill suspected witches but that's not a PC issue to discuss either.
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  • Posted by ProfChuck 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Sorry about that. I also should have included zombie voters and extraterrestrial aliens. Dum de dum dum cue the theme from The Twilight Zone.
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  • Posted by $ nickursis 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Remember when Glenda (the Good Witch of the North) says to Dorothy in that squeaky voice: "Are you a Good Witch, or a bad witch?". I wonder what these would say...probably sue for defamation or something...
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  • Posted by $ nickursis 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well as long as no Asian women run up and put a bag on his head...that seems to be a bad thing....move along, these aren't the assassins ..er..droids your are looking for...
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  • Posted by $ nickursis 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You left off "Climate Change" proponents and their insistence that anyone who does not comply is "stupid and evil" (like Bill Nye "The Sci-Fi Guy").
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  • Posted by TheRealBill 8 years, 2 months ago
    Oh they are going to do this every month until he is out of office. I bet 80% don't make it through the first 12 months let alone 48-96. Sure centrally he will leave office one way or the other. But you'd have to be really damned dense to claim it worked if he is term-limited out, and pretty arrogant to claim it he isn't re-elected.

    Oh, and pretty ignorant.
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  • Posted by TheRealBill 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Probably out of work mainstream media pollsters.

    Yeah, I said it. ;)

    Oh and don't bother clicking those links. They merely confirm a human read their email at that email address. Unless you want more of those of course. Then by all means click away. Far be it from me to tell you what is fake news in your inbox. >__<
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  • Posted by editormichael 8 years, 2 months ago
    There are, as J. Neil Schulman once told me, good witches and bad witches.
    And, as I replied to him, yes, there are good witches and bad witches and sons of witches.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Within the last two weeks I've received email from some girl who wants to advise me with tarot cards and from someone else who wants to give me an astrological reading.
    Bet these are both Clinton voters.
    With that thought, maybe I should automatically click on junk instead of delete but first see if there's an unsubscribe thingie.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 8 years, 2 months ago
    Witches and other practitioners can cast all the sympathetic majik they want it won't amount to anything. It will come back to them Thrice Fold because of their intent. So we should hearing screams of anguish and gnashing of teeth with blood pouring from their eyes.
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  • Posted by ProfChuck 8 years, 2 months ago
    We can add the "Witches" to astrologers, phrenologists, Voodoo practitioners and bone readers to the list of President Trump's adversaries. The list of occult zanies that are Trump haters also includes members of the liberal-progressive cult.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 8 years, 2 months ago
    Let witches cast their silly spell,
    Trying to send President Trump to Hell,
    They'd screw up the whole damn nation;
    If it works -- their incantation,
    So let us shout, yes, let us yell,
    And make their stupid knell bell quell.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 8 years, 2 months ago
    Yep. A lot of "fatal accidents" and people getting robbed to death but having nothing taken...
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 8 years, 2 months ago
    How kind of them. I had no idea DT was suffering with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. :)

    The sheer stupidity of this is remarkable.
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