Witches Will Cast A Binding Spell On Donald Trump Tonight

Posted by allosaur 8 months ago to Humor
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This is actually news but I decided to present this amusing article in the humor category.
Me dino is pretty sure these witches are so-called Wiccans, who echo the ancient pagan Celt religion and not evil hags who sold their souls to the devil.
Uh-oh! Yikes, there is a~cough! cough!~certain former first lady me dino has been calling an evil hag for at least a year now. That particular evil hag has been linked to "fatal accidents."
The witches who will be casting the binding spell at midnight tonight allegedly just want Trump out of office. Whoa, wouldn't four different time zones decrease the spell's impact? Plus a well trailing five. Guess there are Wiccan witches in Hawaii too. Aloha hoodoo to you!
Oh, well, at the moment I'm imagining a frog with an orange-topped head.
Yeah, me dino can just see Trump is making a speech: "I'm going to make~rivet!~America great again." As The Donald continues to speak, his rivets draw closer and closer together as he begins to turn green. All but the hair, of course. Never the hair.
Even witches can't touch the hair.
SOURCE URL: http://dailycaller.com/2017/02/24/tonight-by-the-light-of-the-waning-moon-witches-will-cast-a-binding-spell-on-donald-trump/

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  • Posted by Herb7734 7 months, 3 weeks ago
    Let witches cast their silly spell,
    Trying to send President Trump to Hell,
    They'd screw up the whole damn nation;
    If it works -- their incantation,
    So let us shout, yes, let us yell,
    And make their stupid knell bell quell.
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  • Posted by ProfChuck 7 months, 3 weeks ago
    We can add the "Witches" to astrologers, phrenologists, Voodoo practitioners and bone readers to the list of President Trump's adversaries. The list of occult zanies that are Trump haters also includes members of the liberal-progressive cult.
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    • Posted by 7 months, 3 weeks ago
      Within the last two weeks I've received email from some girl who wants to advise me with tarot cards and from someone else who wants to give me an astrological reading.
      Bet these are both Clinton voters.
      With that thought, maybe I should automatically click on junk instead of delete but first see if there's an unsubscribe thingie.
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      • Posted by TheRealBill 7 months, 3 weeks ago
        Probably out of work mainstream media pollsters.

        Yeah, I said it. ;)

        Oh and don't bother clicking those links. They merely confirm a human read their email at that email address. Unless you want more of those of course. Then by all means click away. Far be it from me to tell you what is fake news in your inbox. >__<
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  • Posted by TheRealBill 7 months, 3 weeks ago
    Oh they are going to do this every month until he is out of office. I bet 80% don't make it through the first 12 months let alone 48-96. Sure centrally he will leave office one way or the other. But you'd have to be really damned dense to claim it worked if he is term-limited out, and pretty arrogant to claim it he isn't re-elected.

    Oh, and pretty ignorant.
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    • Posted by  $  nickursis 7 months, 3 weeks ago
      Well as long as no Asian women run up and put a bag on his head...that seems to be a bad thing....move along, these aren't the assassins ..er..droids your are looking for...
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  • Posted by  $  Dobrien 8 months ago
    Hope he doesn't have a bad spell day!
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    • Posted by 8 months ago
      Trump will have a bad spell day if he's hopping around after flies tomorrow.
      Reminds me of an unforgettable Mad Magazine one page panel comic cartoon I read when a kid~
      A princess kisses a frog.
      The frog turns into a handsome prince.
      Little hearts flutter up from a very happy princesses while the prince eyes a fly flying past.
      The princess is in shock as the prince catches the fly with a long sticky tongue that shoots forth from his mouth.
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