Calculator Stories

Posted by khalling 10 years, 10 months ago to Culture
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ok, I have one for ya... an engineering friend was on his way to work. In the middle of the road, he noticed a calculator case. typical TI scientific calculator size (mid 80s). He stops, picks it up. Hoping to find a calculator. Instead it is perfectly stuffed with 10k in small bills. He sweats all day at work and comes home to an engineer and a working waitress english major. the bills are pulled and and counted. the word "shit" is flown around like no one has ever heard.....I am not telling the rest of the story. but...what's your calculator story?


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  • Posted by NealS 10 years, 10 months ago
    All I remember in the 70's is having to spend about $89 to buy a Corvus 411 calculator that ran for a few days on four AA Cells or you could just plug it in. It had 8 digits precision and algebraic logic, 8 functions, 24 keys and an LED display. What's astounding is, I just opened the junk drawer in my desk and I still have it. The power supply wire is epoxied into the calculator. I just mentioned that so I could tell you I'm really interested in the rest of your story about the 10K.

    Anyone know where I can get a couple of new metal curser frames for my K&E 4081-3 Log Log Duplex Decitrig Slide Rule for a reasonable price? They seem to have dissolved, or oxidized away.
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  • Posted by Maritimus 10 years, 10 months ago
    I am one of those who think that one of the duties of being a father is to teach his kids early to memorize the multiplication table (up to 12 x 12). Both our sons did it quickly and well. Our older son, at age 9, asked me to buy him a calculator. I managed to avoid doing that, fearing that using the calculator would diminish his mental calculation abilities. At about the same time he started distributing the local newspaper to the homes in the neighborhood. As soon as he earned enough, he bought himself a TI calculator. Without a doubt, it greatly increased his interest in mathematics, numbers and calculations, mental or not. Today, he is the VP for strategic planning and initiatives of a huge corporation. I learned.
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  • Posted by Snoogoo 10 years, 10 months ago
    Before smartphones, we used our graphing calculators to learn basic programming. We learned how to program games that we could play to pass the time at school. The games ranged from simple pong or pac man, to a game called drug war, that we had lots of fun customizing to create hilarious situations...
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  • Posted by Technocracy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Sorry, no offense was meant.

    As a former Marine I think Annapolis and one of my best friends went to AF academy.

    Figured the "College" in quotes and the engineering emphasis meant a service academy.

    Of course had I put up Hudson High you would have been more offended :)
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  • Posted by $ KahnQuest 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I find it somewhat humorous that a Teaching Assistant was berating you for using an electronic assistant.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    They show you a graph or they show averages (or averages of averages) or they show "adjusted" data. They also do not provide their algorithms for adjustment.
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  • Posted by XenokRoy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The odd and even numbers check only works if the person faking it is too dumb to check it himself/herself and fake the numbers to cover it up.

    Detecting fake data requires that the person who made it missed fixing the data or did not know what should be fixed to make it have a real appearance. Global Warming Science has this practice down to an art form, or at least it seems so. If not for email fubar we may have never known just how rigged that data was.
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  • Posted by XenokRoy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The sad thing is that I would bet you are the oddity even in the CE programs. Most fail to program the calculator and go through the motions the slow and rather inefficient way.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Were you to read the accompanying text for Rule 13 you would find Will Strunk's suggestions. "... not that the writer make all his sentences short, or that he avoid all detail and treat his subjects only in outline, but that every word tell." E. B. White said that Strunk found that he had omitted so many needless words that he had time to spare in his lectures. "Omit needless words; omit needless words; omit needless words," he would whisper.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Mine is oak (I think). I know that it's wood because when the RH goes up, it can stick. That was a drag in HS when doing finals in May.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Makes the lives of the teacher easier. That way, when they're doing some group exercises in class, everyone can punch the same buttons in the same order and hopefully get the same answer. Otherwise, the teacher has to know the idiosyncrasies of all the various calc vendors.
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  • Posted by $ MikeMarotta 10 years, 10 months ago
    Not my story -- When Laurel and I were talking civil engineering classes at New Mexico State (1978-1979), the ASCE student trophy case had Bob Brittan's sliderule. He finished four years with a perfect four-point. The slip stick was worn and beaten. In fact, I think that the first part of the CD was torn off at the far left. We were looking at it in wonder and someone else asked how you could use it. One professor pointed out that you just work the problem a different way, but another professor said that you don't need a calculator to get through his courses. The light went on! I never had his classes, but I saw some tests: You do the algebra or trig or maybe calculus, and the numerical answer is easy. (See Ashinoff here on the 25 kids who used algebra without a calculator.)

    BTW, I have sliderules. In fact, some years back, Keuffel and Esser advertised in an engineering magazine (Industrial Research maybe) that they had a crate in a warehouse. Send them an SASE or something and get a free slide rule. Since then, I picked up a couple at second-hand stores. I have a nice one in a leather case for your belt. I wear it at science fiction conventions and such. "It is the formal computing device of a Jedi physicist, an elegant tool from a simpler time, from before the dark times and the empire."

    About 1982 or so, in response to the creation of a computer science department at our community college, my physics instructor said, "We had sliderules, but no one majored in them."


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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Love RPN. I don't bother with anything but the Unix/Linux "dc" program, because it's old, reliable RPN.
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  • Posted by rbunce 10 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    ps. I see a few Luddites are out today. Ironically posting to the Internet about the dangers of technology.
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