heavy wets on me! (pirate talk)

I doubt if you pay much attention to those sots!! Still, they are quite annoying...like a mosquito around your ear. I say, Rocky, lets have another round and keep swatting at the buggers!

That was some good elixer he had. A sip a day keeps the demons away. You DO have humor!

I believe that in the PBS series "The Story of English" they find a village where the people still talk Elizabethan like Shakespeare so they went into this pub. I wish I could print the accent. (I think I speak it well.)

"Hard cider killed my father. He drank it every day for 82 years and it killed him."

(laughs all around)

Guns and booze... now there's an explosive combination....