Being old has a lot to do with long memories as long as you don't become senile.
And me old dino ain't thet thar, by cracky!
Or whutever ah just, er, said.
This is Candidate Dino Allosaurus and I approve of this message.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6yo...

I always liked elephants and their long memories.
My memory is very long and I resource it very frequently. Sometimes it would be better to forget things. I have tried that and it only "locks it in more firmly".

How bout an Ahhem.

Amen, brother! Hallelujah! Woooo!
Happy now?

Actually, I've had fantasies about what I could do for this country during times I was assigned to tower duty at that prison I used to work at.
Those are long boring shifts. Unbelievable are the long, long ago forgotten memories that began to float up out of no where.

Can I hear an amen?

Sounds like you are warming up to the idea.
It would make for an interesting novel......
grassroots objectivist's popularity grows like wildfire ....imagine the people desire reasonable
Leadership , creating the type of environment where hard work and intelligence offer an opportunity to live a safe, free and happy life.
....news flash people don't accept lies from politicians ...integrity and ethics become hip.
Teaching people to fish instead of stealing someone else's fish to feed themselves.
Teaching the youth the constitution and why it has created a country of innovators and producers creating value with competition improving the quality of everyone's life.

Allosaurs would be more closely related to birds if they had not gone extinct near the end of the Jurassic.
Caw! Caw! That was my if I was not extinct impression.

Herb, you're number one, but dinos just wanna have fun.
Excuse me while I go sing leading dancing dinos around in the street kinda like in that old Cyndi Lauper video.

You are stone cold crazy.
It's a refreshing change.

No relation to those american-scandinavian lobsters then?

"--but if Gary Johnson was voted in--"
Being half-Scandinavian, I'm not trying to put a viking down.
I just won't be holding my breath.

The us election has been controlled by only giving you two choices for a hundred years with very few exceptions. Voting for either Trump or Hillary is voting for the status quo. Nothing good will come from either candidate but if Gary Johnson was voted in. He is most likely candidate to change things for the better. Even if Congess blocks him entirely. His presence would be a big slap in the face to the establishment. Perhaps a wake up call. I think it would be good enough of a slap to make it a contested election. anyway, it is time to stop automatically voting for democratic or republican.

Fine! All y'all elect Dino Allosaurus for United States president.
I am Dino Allosaurus and I approve of this message.
(Psst! I also approve of stepping on all your motorized vehicles if you don't get out to vote).

Das okay, mein beloved fuhrer. Me old dino haben ein mail order plastic bottle of colon cleanse herbal formula capsules.

Quit looking for someone to lead you, that will eliminate almost all who want to.

Better watch what you say or I'll have you thrown into a Constipation Camp.

Sieg heil! Sig heil! Du ist ein fine fearless leader!

Vell, I'lltalya,
If they'd let me, I'd have the country totally straightened out in less than six months. . I'll just get the right people in there. Fist thing is get the best objectivist brains doing research to get me the best generals. One for the Middle East and one for the far east. Next, a good Jewish accountant with a large staff to clear up the crazed economic situation. Next, an Attorney General and a DOJ that would clear up all the illegal stuff and see to it that they strictly adhere to the Constitution, except for me, of course. And that's just for starters.

Me dino just took a look. Now I can see why. That island has white sand like at Panama City Beach and is all round prettier too.

https://www.google.com/search?q=curac...

Foreign European pale-skins must be shown their place in Divider-In-Chief Oblamer's brave new world of PC fundamental change.

How about an exchange. He can have my US and I will take his Netherlands. Then off I go to live in Curacao.

Likewise, I know an English engineer (white male) that has been in the US for over a decade and even has designed parts for our nuclear submarines and has paid huge bucks to be here and still can't become a citizen. I told him to go to Mexico, change his name to Jose Rodregez, convert to Islam, swim the Rio Grand, and he'd be "in" in no time. Plus he'd receive all kinds of free stuff and benefits and wouldn't have to design parts anymore.

Yes, their "proper" ways....or in other words they are a bunch of self-serving establishment wimps.