The Elephant And The Tea Party

Posted by straightlinelogic 11 years, 8 months ago to Politics
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A long time ago, (September 12, 2010, to be exact) I wrote this piece for straightlinelogic.com. Here's an excerpt; the full piece can be accessed by clicking the link above.

The Republicans are trying to make room in their big tent for the Tea Partiers, but they can’t evade those hard, principles-based questions, and not just about the income tax, the welfare state and funny money. Why are we spending over $40 billion a year on a drug war that’s turned Mexico and our border into a war zone, put over a million people in prisons that are finishing schools for gangs, and hasn’t moved the market price of marijuana, cocaine, and other street drugs a penny? Why do people who flee the public school system have to fund it? Why do we have troops stationed in over 100 countries? How do you fight a war against terrorism, which is a tactic, not an entity? Will we ever know if we’ve won or lost, or does this expensive and bloody war just go on forever? If the Tea Party gets the usual Republican mumbles it will exit the big tent and take more of the GOP base with it. Desperate times demand hard questions, hard choices, a return to first principles and big changes. The electorate is out in front of the politicians on all this. If the Republicans don’t catch up they will sink into a deserved, perhaps fatal, decline. This election [2010] will be a watershed, but it will turn out far different than what the Republicans have in mind if all they do is help perpetuate a corrupt and bankrupt status quo. If the country continues on its present course, Tea Partiers will continue to roil the waters, and eventually we’ll get political turmoil that makes the Tea Party look like . . . a tea party.



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  • Posted by cowboynuclear 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Perhaps, but it's damn corpse apparently needs to be reminded of it. Arrogant, disconnected from votes and reality, enured and addicted to their power, absolutely. Dead? Hmm.
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  • Posted by Hiraghm 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    +1

    I'll dig it up later to cite it, but one of my favorite SF stories is, "Second Contact".

    It takes place 20 years or so after "first contact". the alien equivalent of a tramp steamer visits us for repairs. And they acted about the same as turn of the 20th century sailors would. They viewed us as primitive, gave equal interest to a fortune teller as to an astronomer, and basically talked down to us.

    Eventually a nuclear war broke out between the Soviets and US, because each thought the other was collaborating with the aliens.
    The aliens shot down all the missiles, and thanked us for letting them test their meteor defense.
    They had a non-lethal weapon, a "zapper". If you get hit with the zapper, it's the ultimate orgasm; you generally pass out from ecstasy.
    Eventually, there were people who turned into "chasers"; they'd chase the aliens around and try to provoke the aliens into zapping them.
    Colonel Washington led his troops on an assault that finally drove them back to their ship, and got them to leave. He was zapped in the process.

    Society collapsed.

    One place, a republic, is rebuilding. It's facing a barbarian, anti-technology tribe that worships the aliens. They're just starting to get ahead of the game... and here come the aliens.

    So now they have to deal with the aliens and the barbarians. The protagonist is a member of the legislature, and the aliens come and watch him work from time to time. These aliens are academics, not sailors. Another legislator, who lost her family in the collapse, hates them with a passion, "...what are you here for? To publish another paper, 'What It's Like To Have Aliens Bugger Your World?'"

    The protagonist has a problem; one of his constituents is having his cats shot with a .22. He investigates, finds the child at fault, and notifies the constituent so the child can be punished.

    The alien academic can't understand why this is important, or why they want to "brutalize" the child. He has to explain the importance of "ratters", and why the child has to learn not to do such things.

    Colonel Washington is now in charge of this republic's army. He was unaffected by the zap. The protagonist finds out that Washington had escaped from a mental hospital to lead troops against the aliens. He was put there because, as his truck was heading out from Nicaragua (back when we were fighting there), an 11 year old boy tried to toss a grenade in the truck. When the military found out he'd shot the kid, they concluded he was crazy.

    So now the barbarians are trying to get the aliens to zap him again, turn him into a "chaser", to cripple the republic before the upcoming war.

    A group of barbarians try to frighten the alien into pulling its zapper. When it does, the protagonist steps in front of colonel Washington and is zapped...
    And wakes up a few days later with absolutely no desire to "chase".
    When talking with Dzazz (the alien academic) later, they get into an argument about the zappers being addictive. Dzazz is adamant that the zapper effect cannot be addictive to a member of a healthy society.

    So, the protagonist challenges the barbarian leader to a fight; instead of killing him, he gets him down then kicks him in the butt. While his followers are cowed, the protagonist gets them to agree to attend a meeting in town, with the aliens.

    What happens is, the protagonist has figured out why the academics have come to visit, and how the tramp steamer was NOT responsible for our collapse.
    It turns out that our society *wasn't* healthy, full of socialist mumbo-jumbo, we were heading for a collapse anyway. The academics came to study the republic because it is rebuilding incredibly fast, in their experience. And this is vital information... because the alien's society is collapsing, too. The aliens' attitude about the boy shooting cats, the attitude of the sailors, who did misbehave (at one point one alien got a zapper, another a gun, and took turns shooting chasers, to see if any would run away...)

    The vital part of this whole story, though, his why the protagonist wasn't zapped. It's because he had a wife, and kid, and a job that meant something to him, and a society that meant something to him. Sure, the zapper felt great, but it was degrading, and he had more rewarding stimulations in his real life.

    I'm going to have to read it again, it really hammers the case home about culture and drug abuse.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I agree. This is a crucial point that is often forgotten, and should not be: We must vote issues, not parties.

    Jan
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  • Posted by Hiraghm 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If we sealed our southern border, the problems facing the drug war would become a minor fraction of what they are now.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I haven't been getting solicitations from either party recently, and I'm glad for it.
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  • Posted by Zenphamy 11 years, 8 months ago
    I think you might be a bit late to the party in "If Republicans don't catch up they will sink into a deserved, perhaps fatal, decline." Personally, I think it's way past time that we had some good political turmoil.
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  • Posted by teri-amborn 11 years, 8 months ago
    It's difficult to answer tough questions when you don't have any governing philosophy.
    "Go along to get along" ceased to be relevant long ago.
    Too bad we have raised a generation or two of voters who hold to that very governing thought process.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 11 years, 8 months ago
    I think that you have to start with principles - not problems. Problems arise when principles aren't clear or get ignored.

    Example: drugs. The "war on drugs" is a band-aid. As long as people feel like they have to disconnect from reality to deal with reality, they will resort to any number of things - including drugs. You deal with drugs by teaching and demonstrating the principle of personal accountability.

    Public schooling is another ruse. It is an effort by the government to remove the instruction and training of children as a responsibility from Parents. Then they double-down and support public schooling and administration that restrict parental rights with respect to their own children. You deal with this by returning the responsibility of education to the parents - not the state.

    Terrorism is the result of an ideology that feeds on the desire to control others. The principle that defeats it is to clearly label these ideologies as EVIL, ie contradictory to society. You don't beat about the bush. You don't cater or pander to these ideologies. You don't accept them in legal rulings. You decry them for exactly what they are: destructive to society.

    The problem with the establishment Republican party is that they have lost sight of the conservative principles that most Republican voters want to vote for and which distinguishes them from the Democrats.
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  • Posted by RevJay4 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    jb, I did the same and now the demonrats are sending me mailers seeking donations. I just send the reply envelope back...empty. They get to pay the postage for nothing in return.
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  • Posted by brs02 11 years, 8 months ago
    So.... our border problem are due to the drug war, the recent moves legalizing drugs has improved our condition, and the removal of troops from foreign lands and announcing our intentions to do nothing has yielded fantastic results? Many of your positions are the populist ones taken by the left and being exercised outside of the law. I admit it I am a conservative, albeit with strong libertarian leanings. Better to focus on the common core principals rather than the divisions on the fringe. The DNC never breaks rank and continue to goosestep as long as the can advance their statist agenda a micron.
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  • Posted by 11 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Our border problems are in part due to the drug war and in part due to illegal immigration. I believe the border problems stemming from drug importation and the enforcement of drug laws, and much of our crime and gang problems, goes away if drugs are legalized. Leaving aside the moral illegitmacy of the government telling adults what they can and cannot put into their bodies in order to address your point, early indications are that partial legalization in Colorado and Washington has, predictably, cut into drug cartel profits. As for removing our troops from foreign lands, which lands do we think we should have troops in, and what would you do with them when they are there? I don't think the positions I took in this piece (either explicitly or implied), if you read the entire article, can be termed either populist or leftist (e.g. abolition of the income tax, the Federal Resere and fiat money, and the welfare state) and if abolition of the drug war or our stationing of military in over 150 countries counts as populist or leftist, so be it; no political faction has a monopoly on either good or bad ideas.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 11 years, 8 months ago
    Your piece is waaay too rational for anyone in Washington to even understand it.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 11 years, 8 months ago
    Well said, straightlinelogic. I remember saying in early 2013 to Republican Party fundraisers for them to take me off of their lists because they were neither conservative enough nor libertarian enough for me. I then told the fundraiser that when the Republican Party (the elephant) no longer bashed people like me that I might reconsider my position. The Republican Party of Florida has continued to bash Tea Partiers like they have since long before there was a Tea Party (at the start of the Jeb Bush era - maybe 2003? - would be my estimate).
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  • Posted by freedomforall 11 years, 8 months ago
    Its past time that Republicans realize who Jefferson was talking about when he said, "The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots (Tea Party) and tyrants (GOP).
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