For those of us who have a thing about kilts....

Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 11 months ago to Entertainment
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This was too good not to share with my fellow appreciators of all things "kilt-ish"!

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  • Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 11 months ago
    OK
    Me and my old jokes.
    A Scotsman fell asleep in a hammock wearing a kilt. A young lady passing by noticed him, and was curious as to what he wore under the kilt. She decided that she'd take a peek and not waken him. She peeked and saw that he wore nothing under the kilt. Amused, she took a blue ribbon from her hair and carefully so as not to awaken him tied it around his manhood. Upon awakening, the Scot went to relieve himself. Lifting the kilt, he saw the ribbon and said, "I don't know where ye been, but I'm glad ye won first prize."
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Has been done up as a song. I've heard it. somewhere.

    Also: "What's worn under the kilt? There's nothin' worn under the kilt, lassie, it's all in fine workin' order."

    Perhaps some fine day someone will invent a NEW joke about Scots and their kilts, bagpipes and haggis. "Why," I asked a piper, "does the piper always walk about while playing?" "It would nae be to get away from the sound, would it?" he replied.
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  • Posted by Hiraghm 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    MOBY... in the mornin', in the mornin', MOBY in the mornin'... Good Mornin' Texas on KEGL!

    Brings back memories of a better time. I used to listen to this on KEGL back in 86 or 87 when I was livin' in Lewisville.

    There were two songs that stuck with me from Moby in the Mornin' on KEGL. This was one, and the only rendition of the other I could find is a rather poor one... "Texas B*".

    Here's a link to it, but a warning that the song does indeed use the b-word repeatedly...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0T5O9kT...

    And here's the lyrics since they're not all that clear.
    http://www.kovideo.net/texas-bitch-lyric...

    I just liked them both because of the "twist" ending they each had. Ah, memories...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 10 years, 11 months ago
    That cartoon gave me my first good laugh for today.
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 11 months ago
    I don't know... cartoon kilts don't really do it for me. lol
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  • Posted by $ winterwind 10 years, 11 months ago
    The person who did the drawings for the doors obviously forgot to add the distinctive shape of the bonnet! tsk.
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