OK Me and my old jokes. A Scotsman fell asleep in a hammock wearing a kilt. A young lady passing by noticed him, and was curious as to what he wore under the kilt. She decided that she'd take a peek and not waken him. She peeked and saw that he wore nothing under the kilt. Amused, she took a blue ribbon from her hair and carefully so as not to awaken him tied it around his manhood. Upon awakening, the Scot went to relieve himself. Lifting the kilt, he saw the ribbon and said, "I don't know where ye been, but I'm glad ye won first prize."
Has been done up as a song. I've heard it. somewhere.
Also: "What's worn under the kilt? There's nothin' worn under the kilt, lassie, it's all in fine workin' order."
Perhaps some fine day someone will invent a NEW joke about Scots and their kilts, bagpipes and haggis. "Why," I asked a piper, "does the piper always walk about while playing?" "It would nae be to get away from the sound, would it?" he replied.
MOBY... in the mornin', in the mornin', MOBY in the mornin'... Good Mornin' Texas on KEGL!
Brings back memories of a better time. I used to listen to this on KEGL back in 86 or 87 when I was livin' in Lewisville.
There were two songs that stuck with me from Moby in the Mornin' on KEGL. This was one, and the only rendition of the other I could find is a rather poor one... "Texas B*".
Here's a link to it, but a warning that the song does indeed use the b-word repeatedly...
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Me and my old jokes.
A Scotsman fell asleep in a hammock wearing a kilt. A young lady passing by noticed him, and was curious as to what he wore under the kilt. She decided that she'd take a peek and not waken him. She peeked and saw that he wore nothing under the kilt. Amused, she took a blue ribbon from her hair and carefully so as not to awaken him tied it around his manhood. Upon awakening, the Scot went to relieve himself. Lifting the kilt, he saw the ribbon and said, "I don't know where ye been, but I'm glad ye won first prize."
Also: "What's worn under the kilt? There's nothin' worn under the kilt, lassie, it's all in fine workin' order."
Perhaps some fine day someone will invent a NEW joke about Scots and their kilts, bagpipes and haggis. "Why," I asked a piper, "does the piper always walk about while playing?" "It would nae be to get away from the sound, would it?" he replied.
http://m.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/king-le...
Brings back memories of a better time. I used to listen to this on KEGL back in 86 or 87 when I was livin' in Lewisville.
There were two songs that stuck with me from Moby in the Mornin' on KEGL. This was one, and the only rendition of the other I could find is a rather poor one... "Texas B*".
Here's a link to it, but a warning that the song does indeed use the b-word repeatedly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0T5O9kT...
And here's the lyrics since they're not all that clear.
http://www.kovideo.net/texas-bitch-lyric...
I just liked them both because of the "twist" ending they each had. Ah, memories...