Eternal Life
Atlas Shrugged Producer John Aglialoro's wife, Joan Carter, sent me this this morning. I couldn't resist posting it...
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
All Comments
- 1Posted by OH45458 12 years, 11 months agoLOL! Thanks. I re-posted this on Facebook. Very funny.| Permalink
- 1Posted by Rocky_Road 12 years, 11 months agoThis is going to get passed around!| Permalink
- 1Posted by UncommonSense 12 years, 11 months agoBrilliant.| Permalink
- 1Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 12 years, 11 months agoThat was the best!!!!! I'll be laughing all day.| Permalink
