Eternal Life
Atlas Shrugged Producer John Aglialoro's wife, Joan Carter, sent me this this morning. I couldn't resist posting it...
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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- 1Posted by OH45458 12 years, 11 months agoLOL! Thanks. I re-posted this on Facebook. Very funny.| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by LeeCrites 12 years, 11 months agoPoof, the genie gives all of the democrat voters good jobs with good pay and good career prospects. They revolt against the DNC, kicking them out of office, voting in republicans. But they simply expand the budget and further the debt -- but the dude still dies...| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by Rocky_Road 12 years, 11 months agoThis is going to get passed around!| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by Non_mooching_artist 12 years, 11 months agoHahahaha, but scary as well!| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by $ Mimi 12 years, 11 months agoHahaha| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by UncommonSense 12 years, 11 months agoBrilliant.| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
- 1Posted by $ rockymountainpirate 12 years, 11 months agoThat was the best!!!!! I'll be laughing all day.| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
