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The DNC As It Should Be

Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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FIRST DAY AGENDA
11:00 AM
FREE lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. (Food stamp enrolment on premises)

1:00 PM
Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants

3:00 PM
"Showing The Real You" -- Rachel Dolezal of NAACP

4:30 PM
"How To Bank $200 Million while Claiming To Be Broke" -- Hillary Clinton

5:00m PM
"How to have a successful career without ever having a real job." -- Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders

6:00 PM
Vote on the use of renaming looters and rioters as "Alternative Shoppers" instead.

7:00 PM
"Recognizing sexual predators in unisex bathrooms" -- Bill Clinton

8:00 PM
Rebranding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Acts of Muslim Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM
Lecture: "Private Businesses Do Not Create Jobs" -- Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM "Setting up your own Email server and pretending it was no big deal." Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Official Nomination of H.R. Clinton for President of the USA

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  • Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I did pot once in high school (on the roof). I had such a coughing fit that they sent me home. It took 2 cokes to get me to stop.
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's pretty much what my kid said. She's a pshrink. ha ha I told her to leave out the sex part. She said , That's a bad thing?
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It came low and slow (rhyming) every one got some. A local police officer showed up made a call and started laughing ....I got on his radio and gave a quick sitrep and to bring masks then took the keys from the ignition. Keeping the fun stuff out of the story all was well. But i detested the thought of being not in control.

    Never again. At least when I can help it.

    Herb can explain the rest.
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In truth my one episode led to the same conclusion and that was breathing pot because of a fire set to burn the plants out. Perhaps being objectivist is the utter enjoyment and satisfaction of being in control but still enjoying the view.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hmmm.
    Compulsive rhyming.
    Consulting shrinks.....
    Signifies a desire for order and sanity.
    Unrequited.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    True...I didn't take anything but still got high...have to confess...never did like that feeling...I would of much rather felt something else.

    there I go again...I rhymed...happens all the time!

    See!?!?!?
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I see you opted for the acid...laughing my butt off...and there it goes...
    However, I can visualize that stupid turtle.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 9 years, 6 months ago
    You missed something on the bus ride:
    The topless chick with the cigarette tray full of drugs harking; Acid, Grass, Speed...come and get it!
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That was good for a chuckle, Herb. On the second day at 10:00 how about "My Native American Ancestors" by Elizabeth Warren.
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  • Posted by $ CBJ 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Not so fast. You overlooked this agenda item at the DNC:
    "Directive 10-289: Does It Go Far Enough?"
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Easy they had already joined and become the right wing of the left. Trump as usual taking credit for others work.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Because the only way we have to cope with the disconnect is either to laugh or to cry. It's why Dilbert remains one of my favorite comics...
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