The DNC As It Should Be

Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago to Humor

FIRST DAY AGENDA
11:00 AM
FREE lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. (Food stamp enrolment on premises)

1:00 PM
Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants

3:00 PM
"Showing The Real You" -- Rachel Dolezal of NAACP

4:30 PM
"How To Bank $200 Million while Claiming To Be Broke" -- Hillary Clinton

5:00m PM
"How to have a successful career without ever having a real job." -- Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders

6:00 PM
Vote on the use of renaming looters and rioters as "Alternative Shoppers" instead.

7:00 PM
"Recognizing sexual predators in unisex bathrooms" -- Bill Clinton

8:00 PM
Rebranding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Acts of Muslim Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM
Lecture: "Private Businesses Do Not Create Jobs" -- Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM "Setting up your own Email server and pretending it was no big deal." Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Official Nomination of H.R. Clinton for President of the USA

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Posted by Mamaemma 7 years, 11 months ago

Thanks for the smile, Herb

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  Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Happy Mother's Day.
  
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Posted by allosaur 7 years, 11 months ago

I enjoyed that, Herb,
I thought up a topic but can't think of satisfactory (at least for me) speaker~
The 50-50 odds of six coin tosses by ?
Can anyone think of anyone better than the cackling hag?
Then again, that may be an entertaining presentation if she cackled all the way through it.

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  Posted by Sp_cebux 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Yeah, special guest speaker at lunch--How to Beat Vegas Odds at Craps, by H. Clinton.
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    Or -- How Stay Out Of The Crap, By Thatclinton person.
    
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Posted by Temlakos 7 years, 11 months ago

No, the DNC as it should be, is a marijuana-smoke-filled room in a Washington office building where Cass Sunstein prepares to sign Directive 10-289.

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  Posted by CBJ 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Not so fast. You overlooked this agenda item at the DNC:
  "Directive 10-289: Does It Go Far Enough?"
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    The DNC is too far (out) in everything.
    
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  Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Good old Cass. I often wonder how people get to be as monstrous as him.
  
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Posted by Flootus5 7 years, 11 months ago

This is great!

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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 7 years, 11 months ago

:)
Thank's Herb.
Regards,
O.A.

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Posted by fivedollargold 7 years, 11 months ago

Second Day Agenda

9 am
"How I Captured the GOP for the Democrats."
--D. Trump

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  Posted by Suzanne43 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  That was good for a chuckle, Herb. On the second day at 10:00 how about "My Native American Ancestors" by Elizabeth Warren.
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    Good old Lizzie.
    Trump calls her goofy. Perfect adjective.
    
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  Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Could be.
  However, many people learn on the job. You never know. Look what a grade B movie actor did.
  
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  Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Easy they had already joined and become the right wing of the left. Trump as usual taking credit for others work.
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    Isn't that what most politicians do?
    
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Posted by blarman 7 years, 11 months ago

Nice. Needed a laugh this morning. Thanks!

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  Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  We all need a laugh now and then. Just look around you. If you're constantly crying you'll need new glasses.
  
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Posted by richrobinson 7 years, 11 months ago

Good job Herb. Looks pretty accurate.

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  Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  Truth is often funny.
  
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    Posted by blarman 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    Because the only way we have to cope with the disconnect is either to laugh or to cry. It's why Dilbert remains one of my favorite comics...
    
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      Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
      
      Mine too. And my son's and grandson's.
      
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Posted by awebb 7 years, 11 months ago

Nice!

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Posted by freedomforall 7 years, 11 months ago

Should be? Heh-heh-heh. ;^)

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Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago

You missed something on the bus ride:
The topless chick with the cigarette tray full of drugs harking; Acid, Grass, Speed...come and get it!

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  Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
  
  The Green Turtle?
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago
    
    I see you opted for the acid...laughing my butt off...and there it goes...
    However, I can visualize that stupid turtle.
    
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      Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
      
      Acid I hope not. I thought it was the teats but given the breathing atmosphere who would know.
      
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        True...I didn't take anything but still got high...have to confess...never did like that feeling...I would of much rather felt something else.
        
        there I go again...I rhymed...happens all the time!
        
        See!?!?!?
        
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        In truth my one episode led to the same conclusion and that was breathing pot because of a fire set to burn the plants out. Perhaps being objectivist is the utter enjoyment and satisfaction of being in control but still enjoying the view.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        That musta been One Big Hit!
        
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        Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        I did pot once in high school (on the roof). I had such a coughing fit that they sent me home. It took 2 cokes to get me to stop.
        
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        It came low and slow (rhyming) every one got some. A local police officer showed up made a call and started laughing ....I got on his radio and gave a quick sitrep and to bring masks then took the keys from the ignition. Keeping the fun stuff out of the story all was well. But i detested the thought of being not in control.
        
        Never again. At least when I can help it.
        
        Herb can explain the rest.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        Your up again Herb...spill the beans.
        
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        Posted by Herb7734 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        Hmmm.
        Compulsive rhyming.
        Consulting shrinks.....
        Signifies a desire for order and sanity.
        Unrequited.
        
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        That's pretty much what my kid said. She's a pshrink. ha ha I told her to leave out the sex part. She said , That's a bad thing?
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 7 years, 11 months ago
        
        Thanks Herb...
        
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Posted by MichaelAarethun 7 years, 11 months ago

Dilbert without pictures. wheres the super poster button!

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