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The DNC As It Should Be

Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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FIRST DAY AGENDA
11:00 AM
FREE lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. (Food stamp enrolment on premises)

1:00 PM
Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants

3:00 PM
"Showing The Real You" -- Rachel Dolezal of NAACP

4:30 PM
"How To Bank $200 Million while Claiming To Be Broke" -- Hillary Clinton

5:00m PM
"How to have a successful career without ever having a real job." -- Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders

6:00 PM
Vote on the use of renaming looters and rioters as "Alternative Shoppers" instead.

7:00 PM
"Recognizing sexual predators in unisex bathrooms" -- Bill Clinton

8:00 PM
Rebranding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Acts of Muslim Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM
Lecture: "Private Businesses Do Not Create Jobs" -- Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM "Setting up your own Email server and pretending it was no big deal." Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Official Nomination of H.R. Clinton for President of the USA


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  • Posted by 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We all need a laugh now and then. Just look around you. If you're constantly crying you'll need new glasses.
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  • Posted by 9 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Could be.
    However, many people learn on the job. You never know. Look what a grade B movie actor did.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 6 months ago
    I enjoyed that, Herb,
    I thought up a topic but can't think of satisfactory (at least for me) speaker~
    The 50-50 odds of six coin tosses by ?
    Can anyone think of anyone better than the cackling hag?
    Then again, that may be an entertaining presentation if she cackled all the way through it.
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  • Posted by Temlakos 9 years, 6 months ago
    No, the DNC as it should be, is a marijuana-smoke-filled room in a Washington office building where Cass Sunstein prepares to sign Directive 10-289.
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