FIRST DAY AGENDA
11:00 AM
FREE lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. (Food stamp enrolment on premises)

1:00 PM
Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants

3:00 PM
"Showing The Real You" -- Rachel Dolezal of NAACP

4:30 PM
"How To Bank $200 Million while Claiming To Be Broke" -- Hillary Clinton

5:00m PM
"How to have a successful career without ever having a real job." -- Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders

6:00 PM
Vote on the use of renaming looters and rioters as "Alternative Shoppers" instead.

7:00 PM
"Recognizing sexual predators in unisex bathrooms" -- Bill Clinton

8:00 PM
Rebranding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Acts of Muslim Over-Exuberance."

9:00 PM
Lecture: "Private Businesses Do Not Create Jobs" -- Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM "Setting up your own Email server and pretending it was no big deal." Hosted by Hillary Clinton

Official Nomination of H.R. Clinton for President of the USA