Gun buying humor
From a friend:
Got my concealed carry permit yesterday. In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad.
Got my concealed carry permit yesterday. In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad.
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I always wonder about where in "shall not be infringed" somehow refers to requiring a permit, waiting period, background check or prohibitions on certain characteristics and features...
I guess it's the same as calling IOU's from a banking cartel, rather than gold and silver "real money"...
Guess we've been sheeple so long we've forgotten our history... or what America stands for... One thing is for certain - We The People certainly learned how to become Pavlov's dog to the Master's Voice quite well...
Grrrrr.....
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Thanks for the gift of laugh.
The Thor moniker comes from a time where everyone in the office got some kind of descriptive name. I was quite strong for my nominal size, athletic, and very direct (aggressive?) with quite a constitution. Playing football at 9am, soccer at 2pm, and rugby at 6pm on the same day pushed the guys over the edge.
The "itsu" part come from martial arts, where I actually practice ju-do (similar to ju-jitsu), but "Thordo" was taken on many sites as some Lord of the Ring-ish character. Therefore I made up Thoritsu as a descriptive handle.
Got any moniker's yourself there salty one?
Ever hear of the dyslectic who wrote out everything to say during a stick up first? All Right Mother stickers this is a .......up. Do not fill in the blanks this is a family forum.