I have a friend, Biff is his name. He met Muffy at the 19th hole. They hit it off and Biff fell in love with Muffy.

He decided he would invite her to dinner, at which time he would ask her to marry him. He began: "Muffy, I have never met a woman I loved more than you - and I want to ask you to marry me. Before I do however, I want to be perfectly honest with you........

I have never done anything in life I love more than golf. When I am not playing it I am thinking about it - the course, the ball, my swing, the clubs. It is never out of my mind, it is my PASSION! And if you can live with that, I would like to ask you to marry me."

"Biff, I am so surprised! As you know I play a little golf and enjoy doing so, though I certainly do not love it as you do. But you know, I really don't think that will be a problem.

However, you have been so honest with me I think I need to be just as honest with you before you ask me. Now Biff, I want you to understand that for the past 2 years I have been a hooker....."

"Aw Muff, that's just because you are not properly swinging through the ball!"

Hello there! Over the last year or so I have gotten into golf. My job is the responsible party that got me active in the sport. I work in the maintenance department of TopGolf, so being around all things golf everyday you have no other choice but to take intrest in it.

To be honest, I really enjoy it and what I do, esp the free games and the occasional clubs! I have had a bit of spare time at work in the past and have mastered being able to bounce a golf ball off of a club head, usually a 6 or 8 iron, and pop it up and swing to hit the ball just before it hits the ground. (Have video to prove it)

Never been on a full size 18-hole, but have played pitch and putt a time or two. I find it very relaxing and allows one to have some interal reflection time, while being outside in the breeze and in nature (some what).

I didn't start as early as JB, I was 13. I did however keep at it all through high school. I was even on the school golf team. Carried a 6 handicap, and could better that on a good day.

Now I play so rarely, my handicap is going out there in the first place.

Been shooting my age for last 8 years age 76. Been playing for 70
Years . Fly fishing moreover fun

Nope. Tennis & racquetball were my things. Still enjoy watching a tennis match. Particularly when Pete Sampras used to play, and Oh, those sisters, Serena and Venus -- grace and power. Tried golf. After a year of trying, I broke 100. I thought, I'll never do better than that and quit.

I don't like the pressure of playing - and searching for lost balls (and sometimes my marbles) - in the presence of others. But I don't mind competing with myself at the range. My brother, 79, and his wife, 91, still play often. it keeps them young.

I tried it out when I was in the military, so not an early learner like some. I was right around 32 or so. I play occasionally but not very serious about it. I hit a ball or 2 occasionally but my partner moved out of the country 2 years ago, so have not been lately. Of course, live in a small town with 1 course and it is way north side and I live way south side.

I have enjoyed the game for life, taught by my father, and taught both sons.. working way too hard so rarely get to play.. Regards

I have played golf since the age of 6. I used to be a solid player until a few years ago. After breaking my driver, I haven't played much since. The driver was not broken in anger. ;)

Hi Abaco What do you think of Lydia Ko?

Soccer, judo, yes. Golf no. Too much time, too much $, not enough sweat!

Taking up tennis at 48. How's that for late? Quite humbling, since my wife's family are all quite good, and fast doesn't cover for lack of skill there. I can hit it real hard though, and earned a hulk-colored t-shirt with "smash" on the front.

I started playing in June. Talked my dad into playing. It's great fun and great company. San Francisco East Bay.

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