She's the caddy?

3x 5 card with a magic marker?

Way back when in the old days plural there were two in the Sunday newspaper. I recall one had two memorable articles. One was a reporter who learned to speak Russian in one week at Berlitz using something called Total Immersion. Had occasion to go there myself for Spanish it works. the second was a journalist who dressed up in a Russian Army Colonel's uniform had a travel bag containing a phony bomb with nuclear stickers and hitch hiked from New York to San Francisco explaining he was the headmaster for a boys military school and his car had broken down. No one batted an eye cross ways. Remembering we pulled the same thing in the Army for site security defense evaluations. Used a different cover story but it still worked. Oh for the aqe of the innocents. Since then magazines have other than National Geo and a few of the scientific journals have gone straight down hill. I find ten dollars for a rag full of ads not appealing.

I wonder if that was approved by the Secret Service?