Guy goes into a bar...

Posted by fivedollargold 12 years, 11 months ago to Entertainment
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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, still happy with Obama???"


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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 12 years, 11 months ago
    Light is faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  • Posted by Eudaimonia 12 years, 11 months ago
    The guy leaves to try one very last time.
    He goes back into the bar.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "I liek apples!"
    The robot says, "It is an honor to meet you Vice President Biden!"
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