Gibson Guitars says "bite me" to the government

Posted by Non_mooching_artist 12 years ago to Business
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I love these guys because they haven't just taken the crap the govt has dished out!
SOURCE URL: http://patriotupdate.com/2014/02/tns-gibson-guitar-creates-government-series-disputed-wood/


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  • Posted by DaveM49 12 years ago
    I don't know if I would want a "government series" guitar. Chances are it would never stay in tune, would change keys without warning, would produce unpredictable feedback, and might buckle during tough times.

    Most likely, replacement parts will cost around one hundred times the fair market value, too. AND require 25 pages of specifications, submitted in triplicate, not to mention a bidding process.
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    • Posted by $ Susanne 12 years ago
      Replacement knobs for the pots start at $962.35 each, the pots themselves are $11,736.62 each. The pickups in the low 6 digits, and you need a DOD restricted list waiver to purchase them, one at a time. There is a 14 year wait for approved replacement string sets, which need to be sent to a federal "music armory" for replacement, and are only guaranteed not to break for the first 14 minutes of play. Seems like a good deal!
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      • Posted by DaveM49 12 years ago
        No doubt it will be impossible to get the strings you want. Rather, "the strings specified per contract" will be available.

        My guess is that the design process takes around seven years and costs ten times as much as usual as well.

        I once had half of a set of guitar strings stolen by the TSA from a guitar case that was checked as baggage (I know, a dumb idea, but it was not my "Number One" guitar, it was an airline-rated case, and a LOT of extra padding was added). I have heard since that musical instrument strings are verboten as carry-on articles (apparently to prevent musicians from garroting anyone), but from a CHECKED bag? And why take three strings and leave the others (plus another complete set)?

        I suppose a government guitar would go to eleven, too. When it was set on six.
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        • Posted by Robbie53024 12 years ago
          Plus, you would be required to purchase a "supervisor" guitar, and "union steward" guitar would be required to be on-site. All musicians would be required to chip in to fund the music studies of other, less fortunate musicians.
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 12 years ago
    Just looked... seems all the retailers have sold out. Between the build options and the unique history, the price was a steal.

    Kudos to Gibson for standing true to their principles, and not folding to the looter's lack of same.
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  • Posted by MikeJoyous 12 years ago
    The Gibson folks lost a third of a million bucks to the Feds. The big point for me, though, is that their competitors, who donated to a politician named Obama, received no citations, no fines, though they used the same exotic wood. Can't the government be sued for unequal application of the law?
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  • Posted by RobertFl 12 years ago
    That "Government Crap" is fertilizer and promotes growth. I'm sure Gibson's sales are up due to the actions of the government, which in turn stimulated the economy.
    That's my spin.
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    • Posted by $ Susanne 12 years ago
      And the dotgov will, of course, spin their discrimination of Conservatives into somehow taking credit for stimulating the economy. There is no end to the insidiousness of these people...
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      Posted by Boborobdos 12 years ago
      I have to agree Robert. Just like with gun sales Gibson has taken advantage of a market niche of panic among wild claims. Hey... If folks buy willingly on the basis of politics instead of music quality who am I to argue?
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