And then? Did they check the bottom of shoes?

they just love looking at children naked.
they should be jailed.

Kim Cattrall's flirtation with soft-core porn.

I think there's a noticeable difference between an explosion, and a skid mark.

I think someone might have actually had an accident. might have been someone was shooting vodka and gave themselves an enema instead, and couldn't make it out of the gym fast enough.

And everyone that comments accordingly will be dating themselves :-)

Oops! They only found a spilled Moochelle school lunch someone took out of the cafeteria.. Check student desks for a dirty tray. Trash cans too.

Guess they didn't want the perpetrator to, um, slip through the cracks?

Wasn't the answer, "Depends..."??

I always heard it was "going Regimental"... think it stems from the Scottish regiments, and what said Scotsmen wear under their kilts...

It boggles the mind. So, did they find a kid with poop remnants in their knickers? Even that would not be incriminating; maybe they just didn't use enough toilet paper the last time they took a dump. Or there was something wrong with the school lunch. Hey, what if a kid was making a political statement--they could have brought the stuff in in a bag, not emitted it in situ. Even then, wouldn't there be witnesses? Oh, crap.

So what was some kid doing crapping on the gym floor in the first place?

Irresponsibility on top of reckless vandalism. Two stupids.

Sure. Texas loves getting to the kids, too. Rick Perry made up his own law telling the citizens of Texas that the little girls had to get the three Gardasil shots. There was no law. Doesn't matter. There's money to be made and the kids are a source of revenue. Texas isn't conservative, it's neocon.

I really loved that movie as a kid

oddly, Texas. I wouldn't have expected that. Or maybe, the fact that the parents are upset is the good thing. Had this happened in Calif, or Colo. the parents might have been ok with it.

So, they were looking for an incriminating mole on someones tally-whacker?

How many of you remember MTV asking Bill Clinton about "Boxers or briefs?"

Exactly, don't they also call it "going commando"? Take moms advice, you never know, but then, you may not care either....

So going gorilla isn't going to work anymore. Just adds to Mom's old advice to always have on clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

Makes you wonder, whats in the water...or the pipe...I didn't check, was this in Colorado?

Crazy. Life imitates the lame stories on pervy websites, at least so I've heard I mean.

I would *not* put up with this at my kids' school.

You will never go broke betting on the stupidity of school administrators.