Comfyballs underwear 'too vulgar for sale in U.S.', Patent office says

Comfyballs underwear 'too vulgar for sale in U.S.', Patent office says | Daily Mail Online

Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years ago to Government

Sometimes all you and do is shake your head and laugh.

SOURCE URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868788/No-Comfyballs-America-Patent-office-says-Norwegian-men-s-underwear-trademark-vulgar-sale-U-S.html

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Posted by Herb7734 11 years ago

Are you sure this isn't a new SNL joke? Perhaps we can come up with a new name that would satisfy the keepers of our delicate sensibilities.
How about ComfyCodpiece? TerrificTestes? ComfyGlobes?

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  Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years ago
  
  How about Nut House? Think that would work?
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 11 years ago
    
    Hmmm. Thanks for my first laugh of the day. It leads me to: Nuthousing, Comfynuts (too close?) Nicenads, Comfycahones.
    
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    Posted by eddieh 11 years ago
    
    How about Happysacs?
    
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      Posted by winterwind 11 years ago
      
      like.
      
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    Posted by Robbie53024 11 years ago
    
    SeedStore?
    
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  Posted by BradA 11 years ago
  
  ComfyNads? ComfyCojones? BerryKeepers? NuggetWarmers?
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 11 years ago
    
    Now all we need is an underwear manufacturer.
    
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      Posted by Herb7734 11 years ago
      
      How about Victoria's Secret?
      
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        Posted by BradA 11 years ago
        
        Someone want to start a new business?
        Victor's Secret
        
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        Posted by Robbie53024 11 years ago
        
        You wear those, and there's not much secretive about it.
        
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        Posted by Herb7734 11 years ago
        
        I should no better than to start up with Gulchers. Ask a simple question and you get a multitude of answers, each better than the last.
        
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        Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years ago
        
        hahahahahaha. Those don't look like they are keeping much a secret.
        
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  Posted by johnpe1 11 years ago
  
  jewelsac? nutsure? notblue? -- j
  
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Posted by Zenphamy 11 years ago

I am so glad those people are protecting me. Can you imagine what life would be like if I was exposed to such 'vulgarity' and my sons were able to buy them. Oh My, oh my.

And we're paying these people and giving them retirement??

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Posted by fivedollargold 11 years ago

Evidently the Patent Office isn't familiar with the level of vulgarity displayed on broadcast television these days. Viagra anyone? Anyone? (Disclaimer: $5Au has no financial interest in any product mentioned in this posting, nor any personal knowledge of its usage nor need for same.)

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  Posted by mobilus 11 years ago
  
  Not to mention Victoria's Secret. Let's be honest, Victoria has no secrets left...and this is definitely a double standard. Part of the society's emasculation of today's male.
  
  They do look comfortable.
  
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    Posted by Robbie53024 11 years ago
    
    A little confining, methinks.
    
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    Posted by PURB 11 years ago
    
    "Victoria has no secrets left." Thanks for that, very clever.
    
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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhH...

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  Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years ago
  
  Hahahaha. Perfect. +1.
  
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Posted by johnpe1 11 years ago

proves that the patent office is PC. -- j

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Posted by scojohnson 11 years ago

I'd buy a pair & try them out!

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Posted by Technocracy 11 years ago

Look on the bright side........

We finally know what happened to all the unemployed censors from Hollywood

/rolleyes

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Posted by flanap 11 years ago

I would love to see the definition of "vulgar" they are using. Probably changes for every new cigar lit.

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Posted by khalling 11 years ago

why did this have a 0? aaarrrgghhh. this is awesome! snort still laughing

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Posted by winterwind 11 years ago

What I want to know is if they are comfy enough for Gods' Hairy Balls.

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  Posted by winterwind 11 years ago
  
  "Gods"' could also be read as "God's". I would hate to be thought singlemaledeityocentric.
  
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Posted by Thoritsu 11 years ago

Not too vulgar for sale. Too vulgar for trademark.

Clearly more vulgar than Nicki Minaj's boyfriends "...Anaconda don't..." NOT

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