The General Lee. : )

New survey - Daisy, Bo, Luke... or Jesse?

There's a rumor *they* wear spandex bike shorts to meetings... Feel entitled to a freebie Latté re-do because they didn't use steamed macrobiotic organic vegan soymilk... Drive their new 5 series BMW to pick up Gov't cheese... and vote for the Non-Absolutist Party...

Just a rumor, of course. No Macrobiotic Organic Vegans were harmed during the typing of this blurb. (Steamed, yes... Harmed, no...)

Yuck! I'm FROM there, and if someone put grapes in my chicken salad, they'd be wearing it! Suspect it was one of those transplants *to* California from somewhere like Europe, where eating strange foods are de rigeur...

I know, I did the same thing the other day... looked at the clock, and felt almost like I had spent all morning as a looter... Can't begin to tell you how disgusting that was... almost like putting Miracle Whup on a Butterfat and Fried Lard sandwich (on cold-fried vintage Wonder bread, of course...)

(Susanne wretches slowly onto the floor in front of passenger seat of the getaway car...)

Isn't Miracle Whip the one thing we were told NOT to put on our sandwiches on field day, because when it go hot, it released a poisonous gas? Am I missing something? My stove gets a lot hotter than the heat of Texas in May. Was that just another story made up to scare little children?

No you're not alone in the miracle whip salad gag reflex. Revolting.

I cannot use mayo on bread, ever. I'm strictly a mustard or horseradish kind of person. :-)

St. Louis BBQ ribs, finger lickin good!

We did that, but used cream cheese, not gelatinous mayo. Bgggbgrrrr

I saw that on a cooking channel once. I did gag.

That sounds finger-licking disgusting.

Somebody one told me that instead of butter she uses miracle whip when she makes grilled cheese sandwiches. No, no no no no!

Am I the only person who nearly gags at the thought of Miracle Whip on a salad? I have this experience in my mind of stabbing into salad, moving the fork to my mouth and finding too late that the bite consisted of very little salad and a huge blob of Miracle Whip. The thought of it now initiates the beginning stages of a dry heave. I have seen it as an "ingredient" in a salad, but never as a dressing. Am I alone? That being said, I've seen Mayo as an ingredient in a salad as well. Does that make it a salad dressing? See, now I'm confused.

As for a sandwich, it depends on the other items I am putting in-between the bread. Turkey and Roast Beef=Mayo, Ham=Miracle Whip, Peanut Butter=neither.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXf8pQVQd...

lol

And I've forgotten all about giving points tonight.... I'll blame it on the wine. Get caught up already!

I have to point out that I pointed out your A double S by more than double. I need to focus on work

yes it is

I didn't fall for it.

it's gross.

and why does there have to be grapes in chicken salad??? seriously, someone from california introduced that, and everyone acquiesced.

yea, no.

Waldorf

what am I missing. did the atlas III cast discussion spill over into the mayo miracle whip post??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJLDF6qZU...
my grandma spread mayo on celery and then put raisins on top. she called it ants on a log. I gagged. I hate both mayo and raisins, but like celery.