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  • Posted by Sqwucher 6 years, 2 months ago
    Heilman, s Best food
    Youre either.
    Whippers tend to stay wi4h own kind tho..
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    • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 1 month ago
      There's a rumor *they* wear spandex bike shorts to meetings... Feel entitled to a freebie Latté re-do because they didn't use steamed macrobiotic organic vegan soymilk... Drive their new 5 series BMW to pick up Gov't cheese... and vote for the Non-Absolutist Party...

      Just a rumor, of course. No Macrobiotic Organic Vegans were harmed during the typing of this blurb. (Steamed, yes... Harmed, no...)
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  • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
    It's Best Foods West of the Rockies... and it's in our house. That *other* stuff... I wouldn''t even put that on a salad!

    Oh yeah... What... no horseradish?!
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    • Posted by 6 years, 2 months ago
      Maybe I'll do another post....a SUPER DOOPER Important survey between Horseradish and Mustard. Brace yourself for the pending excitement!
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      • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
        My eyes, er, mouth is watrering at the prospect...
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        • Posted by 6 years, 2 months ago
          I KNOW! I just had to go eat a spoon of each just to curb the salivation.
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          • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
            Found this pickled grated horseradish at the local market... got me hooked on the stuff, can sit there and eat an entire jar.

            So come give mommy a kiss... hyeh hyeh hyeh... ;)
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            • Posted by  $  ObjectiveAnalyst 6 years, 2 months ago
              ...and that's when the officer said, Ma'am please step out of the car... :)
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              • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
                ... put the bottle of horseradish on the hood, and slowly step away...
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                • Posted by  $  ObjectiveAnalyst 6 years, 2 months ago
                  ...get down on the ground and put your hands behind your back... You are under arrest for distribution of horseradish in the city of New York, by order of his Majesty King Bloomberg...
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                  • Posted by  $  kathywiso 6 years, 2 months ago
                    Darn, we better go bail her out...... she will be in the nut hut if she has to put up with his Majesty...

                    Good thing she didn't have ketchup - cock-tail would be a different kind of crime..
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                    • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
                      EAST COAST IN PANIC - An WABC News flash exclusive.

                      The National Guard, and reportedly the nations military, has been mobilized in what is considered the largest manhunt in the nation’s history. Crazed and Deranged psychotic High-Powered Weapons toting Anti-social Kitten Killers, brandishing all sorts and types of violent and dangerous guns, firearms, and high-powered autoloading weapons, staged a brazen early-morning assault on the sleepy town of Ossing, New York, and caused the horrific and unpatriotic escape of the evil Black Queen of Condiment Death, and her self-confessed Vixen-in-Crime and anti-social Patriot, from the tender confines of government protective custody.

                      We have a late breaking news flash - we take you to a live unscheduled press conference from our National Leadership in Washington...

                      "ALL GOOD, LAW ABIDING AMERICANS… We are deeply disturbed at the recent events unfolding along the eastern seaboard. Die to the imminent national crisis, we are declaring martial law and a state of emergency; All law-abiding citizens are asked to lock your doors, hide your children, and do not go outside your homes or place of business unless you are escorted by a member of the Citizen's Safety and Security Patrol, identified by their bright blue helmets, or you have been notified by us that all threats such as this have been totally eradicated, this gang of evildoers have been caught and permanently subdued. During this state of National Emergency, the Government, in order to protect it's citizens and provide them safety and security, and to bring this situation to a jjst and speedy resolution, is placing a temporary hold on such outdated concepts such as Posse Comitatus and prohibitions on Search and Seizure, in order to track and neutralize this brazen band of malcontents, misfits, and miscreants. Rest assured, we, your elected officials, will not rest until these and all other evildoers are subjected to the harshest form of punishment. It is with great glee, um, reserve, that we have activated 14 Marine Detachments to begin immediately initiate thorough property and house-to-house searches to apprehend this scourage on our nation’s Freedom; meanwhile we are also recalling and embedding US Army Units in the homes and communities throughout the nation, concentrating on the eastern states. Additionally, we will enforce, by use of our nation’s Armed Forces, along with nationalized National Guard troops, a system of mandatory roadblocks and identification checks nationwide, and to prevent these heavily armed felonious condiment racketeers from spreading their vile disease of rebelliousness and anti-socialism, we are nationalizing all forms of communications and information, which will, by necessity, be highly monitored and regulated. To prohibit the ability of these ideagogues to spend money in aid to their evading capture and justice, we are implementing an immediate nationwide freezing of all bank accounts, and declaring a Bank Holiday through the period of this tragic occurance.

                      We do not take these steps lightly. Rest assured, once this threat, and all similar threats, has been eradicated from the face of the earth, we will strive to return to the gentle and peace-loving nation to the pre-emergency state as soon as we feel it prudent to do so. Until such time, know that we, your elected officials, have your best interests at heart. God bless us all, and God bless the United State of America.”

                      This is WABC, New York. Please stand now, and recite the National Pledge of Obedience.
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                  • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
                    TONIGHT on CNN - A crazed woman was arrested in midtown Manhattan for the illegal posession, sale, and distribution of Horseradish. A police search of a Bronx warehouse rented in a false named assumed to be hers uncovered cases of Horseradish, Sauerkraut, Cocktail Onions, and other substances deemed "Officially Obnoxious and Dangerous" by our Liege Lord King Michael the Only. Also found were stacks of various phamplets, leaflets, and documents that were obviously intended for mass distribution in periodicals espousing the people's free right to own and use condiments. The DEA and FBI, under the entirely proper, worthy, and recently passed High Capacity Magazine Ad Ban initiated by King Michael the Only and his trusted advisor, Lady Di Sweinstein, have cordoned off 94 city blocks surrounding the warehouse, deanded all Serfizens to shelter-in-place, while these nefarious pieces of forbidden press have been burned, along with the blocks surrounding the warehouse. The perpetrator, wearing a dress made of an unusual and scary-looking yellow dress with a rattlesnake design, has been locked in the high security solitary detention wing of Ossing State rison, and is awaiting summary execution, to the relief of millions of relieved New York Serfizens.

                    Next up - What your child's teddy bear is saying about you - and how your school system is working to prevent this brainwashing of our nations youth. But first, a word from our sponsor, Thompson labs, maker of the newest anti-anxiety drug Dontgrowaset. Feeling anxious, and want to do something about it? Remember - Dontgrowaset.
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                    • Posted by  $  ObjectiveAnalyst 6 years, 2 months ago
                      This just in: Several AR-15 wielding Objectivist extremists were seen fleeing the scene of a prison break at the Ossing State Prison. An unnamed bystander claims to have seen the infamous kathywiso and Susanne fleeing the scene in a black coupe along with several other unidentified constitutional zealots. When will the madness end!?!? Stay tuned for further developments. We now return you to your regular programming.
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                      • Posted by 6 years, 2 months ago
                        And the Meandering Oscar goes tooooooooo......
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                        • Posted by  $  ObjectiveAnalyst 6 years, 2 months ago
                          Update: The police were in hot pursuit but lost the getaway car when they spun out on a slick of miracle whip which seems to have been sprayed from the rear of the getaway car! Stay tuned for further developments. And now to a commercial interruption.
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                          • Posted by 6 years, 2 months ago
                            BZZRRTTAGkkkksldjofieprp[jfdj "This is John Galt....."
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                            • Posted by  $  ObjectiveAnalyst 6 years, 2 months ago
                              For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.

                              “You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

                              “You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I-I am the man who has granted you your wish...... John Galt
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                          • Posted by  $  Susanne 6 years, 2 months ago
                            Brought to you by Heinz, maker of fine condiments and sauces. Hei...BTZFRZZRVThgigefywe. We interrupt this commercial advertisement by declaration of the national Authority on Information Control and Condiment Prohibition. You are instructed to disregard the previous advertisement, and tune to your local Government News and Information Station for further Developments.
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