Priceless good fun and bird puns galore. Thanks for posting this inspired nonsense, jdg. We all needed a few laughs.

We in the pardoned turkey business call them "giblets", thank you very much.

I confess that I have stolen liberally from Richard Lederer; q.v. his "Anguished English" series for more guffaws, giggles, outright ROFLOL hilarity (not to be confused with Hillary.) Do not partake in large portions as I'm not sure how healthy your heart is.

their strategy appears to be that these "transfers"
will empty the place, so that it can be shut down. -- j

this hit my "best of all time" list, Gary!!! -- j

Another grave-y mistake by the Turkey-In-Chief...

That was a lot of fun to read. Much better than the news...

Jan

I prefer my metaphors mixed, not stirred...

Metaphors be with you, always.

lol

Then we could turn the whole area into glass and kill two birds with one stone.

Good points except I am not sure this one will warn us of that things will get worse. He sure is trying hard to make it true though. :)

We couldn't be that lucky.

Fat chance.

I'll be glad to show al Turki a classy beheading procedure.

It's no secret that I have little to no use/love tfor the 44th occupant of the White House, but...

Every once in a while, a good jiopike like this comes along and it reminds me of another set of truisms:

No one is *completely* useless: They...
) can always serve as a bad example.
) make you smile if they get pushed down stairs.
) fit the punchline flawlessly.
) remind you that things were better once upon
) warn you that things can get worse
) etc... More???

Lol. +1.

Al-Turki will be sneeking back thru the Mexican border to claim undocumented democrat statis. There's already two EBT cards waiting for him.

I just pasted the link to an email sent to my son entitled "A Turkey Pardons A Turkey And--"

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/pardon...

and I wrote nothing else.

I just read on the Fox News site that some Gitmo inmates are being "transferred," whatever that means. Further information is not being disclosed.

And how many Gitmo terrorist leaders did we trade to get it back?

Hahahahaha. Thank you for this.

Don't tell me Obama fled the Whitehouse to join ISIS. :)