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Posted by Dobrien 5 days, 15 hours ago to Humor
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If co2 can heat up the great outdoors why can’t it heat my garage


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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 3 days, 5 hours ago
    If only we could explain it to the average person.
    They are so enamored with "Scientists" and the constant DRONE of bad information.

    They also believe INSURANCE=HEALTH CARE.

    Can you imagine the ad agency who SOLD that idea?

    Great stuff... FWIW, I believe CO2 was like 300 times HIGHER during ice ages. But Shhh...
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    • Posted by mccannon01 3 days ago
      Ah yes, insurance and health care. With the expectation government can maintain our health at 100% and make us live forever for free assumes an infinite demand on a very finite resource is within the realm of reality. Bwaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha! Good luck with that folks! You're right, CK, explain that to the average person.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 days, 4 hours ago
    That last 'un being proof of global warming? LOL!
    Being a half-Swedish dino, that very first 'un set off my half-arsed Scandinavian imagination.
    Let's say those two lumberjacks standing on those suicidally located planks are Norwegians.
    Uh, why should I pick on brother Swedes?
    Let's add that those stupid Norwegians need to jump in opposite directions should the giant tree start to fall on them.
    Well, they need to hang on to their axes on the way down That way, they can go to Valhalla to spend all eternity in a Nordic warrior's paradise chopping up and getting chopped up by Vikings while all screaming Odin. Don't worry. You'll always be put back together in order to be chopped up again and again forever.
    Uh, no wonder they now allowed Judeo-Christian religions into all Scandinavia.
    But wait. Muslim invaders are being let in through Europe. Instead of going to church, at least guys will start risking get death by falling timbers if they can have 72 virgins instead of Valhalla.
    Uh, now I get the feeling that what I just wrote will not make some of you not laugh at all.
    Check this out. I'll be leaving to have a dentist get rid of a cavity beneath a crown in 5 minutes!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 3 days, 4 hours ago
      Guess what happened at the dentist's. I never saw the dentist. Not even caught a glimpse of him. Was he even there?
      Instead, one of his employees tells me all she needs to do is to "make an impression" (I was outta there in 10 minutes) and I am to return for that two-hour ordeal during the first week of September after the staff takes a summer vacation all of next week.
      Well, big time surprise, surprise!
      Fortunately, I have not had that cavity long enough to experience any pain.
      But that is not what bugs me dino. Why wasn't that impression taken during the previous appointment when they discovered the cavity?
      Hey, me done figured out why. Yeah, and just yesterday within an hour of leaving the place.
      Something I for being anciently old done experienced at other medical and dental facilities.
      Such out of the blue extra appointments can be summed up in one hyphenated word that is not in the dictionary..
      KA-CHING! KA-CHING!
      In other words, how to make (or make-up?) extra appointments charged for at the patient's expense.
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      • Posted by 73SHARK 2 days, 23 hours ago
        My dentist has a multi-axis mill and makes the new crown while you wait which is about 20 minutes. The first thing they do is do a thorough laser scan of the area where the crown is going to go.
        The world needs a 21st century version of Margaret thatcher.
        The last one says it all about the data that the climate change mob use.
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      • Posted by Suzanne43 2 days, 21 hours ago
        I am so sorry about your tooth problem. You have every right to be vexed.
        I called my doctor’s office this afternoon to see if I could get an appointment to check on something on my leg. I couldn’t get in until the last of September. Good grief! Finally the receptionist took pity on me and I now have an appointment with another doctor on Friday. This whole thing is getting over the top stupid.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 19 hours ago
          Suzanne, you may remember me telling you some of this.
          Following May, a month I mostly spent hospitalized, on June 9 I was given a letter with 3 appointments.
          Two I've kept 2 so far on June 17 @ 12:45 and June 23 @ 2:40 PM. I still have letter which also state the first appointment was to last 45 minutes and the second 20 minutes. Did each last as long? Heck if I can remember.
          I was almost late for the first appointment because I did not know "POB2" meant to go to "Building 2" of St. Vincent's Hospital in Birmingham~~not the building I previously had a procedure done.
          I have a daughter-in-law who told me knew what POB2 meant. Why? Her very first job was being a St. Vincent's nurse.
          And the third appointment all in Building 2? It will be on September 4 at 1:15. It is scheduled to last ALL OF15 WHOLE MINUTES!!!
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 2 days, 23 hours ago
    Carbon dioxide is only 0.04% of the Earth's atmosphere. I'm surprised that that is enough to even support photosynthesis. There's a reason hot houses pump CO2 in to promote growth.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 3 days, 4 hours ago
    I'm wondering what the purpose was of misspelling chromosome as chomosome?

    Sorry, but I'm a compulsive proofreader. I used to proof the "legal" ads for a local newspaper, sometimes even caught errors in the copy that had been submitted by a lawyer or by the court. Now, just for fun, I catch things like chomosome, or "diphenhydrazine" for diphenhydramine. I'd do it for pay, if anyone would pay me.
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    • Posted by mccannon01 3 days, 1 hour ago
      I'm with you on noticing spelling and grammatical errors. I actually expect such transgressions from the indoctrinated left, but not from the more conservative among us. With that said I have to admit I missed this one, LOL! Nice catch! OK, I have to admit I screw up from time to time, too, arrrrrrrgh....
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  • Posted by rhfinle 2 days, 5 hours ago
    Astute observations, Dobrien.
    On #4:
    I wish I had saved it, but a couple of years ago, when they had devastating fires all up the Left Coast, I saw a satellite photo of the area. There was smoke emanating from California, Oregon, and Washington, but, curiously, none in Mexico or Canada. You could clearly see the political boundaries. That tells you all you need to know. Sadly, as I recall, only one socialist professor was caught and charged with arson. I doubt if he was convicted.
    I personally think the penalty for intentional forest arson should be: Chain him to a tree a mile downwind of his creation.
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