Range is a main reason I would not own an EV. Uh-oh, I have to admit there's been a few occasions I've texted my wife to fill in my memory on grocery lists left behind, duh-oh! With government programs giving out free stuff Santa really doesn't need to go to Chicago anymore. Weed states can be worrisome at times.

Thank you, OUC, for this fine Sunday edition! Hey, trying to type on this moving train can be a challenge, LOL!

News Thump (great name for a Santa Publication)
Betcha he contracts Amazon for next years shipments . . .

He can skip Minnesota too.

That last meme reminds me of a silly but very bloody movie I twice bumped into and in parts watched on SYFY called Violent Night this week
Never saw the start so don't know how bad guys got involved. Santa does not like guns. He would rather beat or chop up bad guys with crude weapons.
Santa's death copied Tinkerbell's fading blinking light on a wall in Mary Martin's Peter Pan that I saw as a kid during the Fifties.
Kids in TV land were encouraged to repeatedly say "I believe in Tinkerbell" until the blinking light brightened. Yay! Tinkerbell saved!
People blood-spattered dead Santa had saved encouraged each other to say "I believe in Santa Claus, I believe in Santa Claus, etc"
And oh wonders of all wonders! Santa rose from the dead and called it "Christmas magic."
Don't think I ruined the ending. Crazy flick was too off the wall for that.