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Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Fransicko

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 4 days ago to Humor
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Snake Plisskon escaped from New York (and that's a cult classic), also LA but Clint Eastward beat him in a fantasy about escaping Alcatraz.
Me dino did a little research just before posting this BB (recall Bridgette Bardot called that) and realized forgetting that I ever saw that surprisingly bland Eastwood flick. Don't even think of renting that!
If I can't recall seeing a particular Eastwood flick while knowing I saw Plan Nine From Outer Space, you know it had to be worth forgetting.
To be fair, a Dirty Harry sequel of him saying "A man's got to know his limitations" helped me dino get through 21 years at a maximum security prison and bagging a retirement without ever getting hurt or "backstabbed" by some dirty conniving coworker. "Successfully backstabbed" I mean.
Once during my 21 years I had a supervisor who put crosshairs on my back by deliberately trying to get me in trouble. When he transferred to another prison~~what a relief that was!
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  • Posted by term2 1 week, 2 days ago
    I have visited Alcatraz. It was dilapidated mess. Why not make a prison in some remote area and leave Alcatraz as an interesting motel with restaurant- bar and fixed up accommodations for people who wanted the thrill not staying in a famous prison
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 2 days ago
      Me dino thinks for never have been there to see Alcatraz save from afar thrice during a two-day at a San Fransicko visit that culminated as a finally departing northbound across the bridge as a car tourist during the Seventies last time crossing the Golden Gate Bridge thinks and thanks a long considered trustworthy term2 (for actually being there) can only conclude you are definitely onto a far better idea.
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  • Posted by $ splumb 1 week, 2 days ago
    Ha, classic Bee!

    Now I have to watch Mr. Plissken tonight. NYC version.

    If you want to see Clint Eastwood in Alcatraz, but don't want to watch the escape movie, try The Enforcer, his third (I think) in the Dirty Harry series.
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 2 days ago
      The NYC version is the best and a cult classic with a great soundtrack. Me dino bought the CD way back when during the Eighties.
      Unless I'm mistaken for somehow missing one, I've seen all the Dirty Harry flicks.
      I've seen most of Eastwood's movies. I definitely gave a pass on the one that had something to do with fisticuffs and a pet ape.
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  • Posted by Lucky 1 week, 4 days ago
    Good idea, but
    would not get planning permission as the sanitation arrangements (sewerage) would not pass Health Dept. rules for detention centers.
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