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TGIFfunnies 9/20/24 EDITION: The Significance of the unexpected

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago to Humor
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The significance of randomizing Random Memes is significant in that randomizing might put random memes back in order of significance and in a surprising way.
Now THAT is significant


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  • Posted by 73SHARK 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    Surprised that some hotshot reporter hasn't gone to Springfield and found people that have lost pets and interviewed them. Well actually I'm not surprised.
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    • Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks, 3 days ago
      No surprise from me, either, 73SHARK. If the so-called reporters did their jobs on this topic it would make Trump look good and Kommie-La look bad and they can't have that.
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    • Posted by JohnWesley 3 weeks, 3 days ago
      I have been watching all the YOUTUBE videos on Springfield that I can find. "Reporters" are riding about the town talking about how quite it is. After several hours of city and residential streets I saw only one very sickly-looking cat. No strays, no alley cats.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    I didn't know dino was such a practical joker!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 3 days ago
      Only when I have my non-furry lycanthropy seizures and turn into a Democrat at midnight when the moon is full.
      Don't worry. I can't even send a libtarded mail-in ballot for incessantly hugging trees.
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      • Posted by mhubb 3 weeks, 3 days ago
        silver kills a lycanthrope

        what should we us on you when you are a were-democrat?

        or should we just keep trying stuff until we find something?

        we clearly can't allow you to suffer as a were-democrat, that would be inhumane

        i expect any book by Ayn Rand would drive you away in such a state
        :-)
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 3 days ago
          You could wait until a full moon to burn me with an Ayn Rand book but that would be mean since all I can do as a WereWoke is to hug trees.
          I can't even groom kids with midnight being so past their bedtimes.
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          • Posted by mhubb 3 weeks ago
            not buying it
            i saw Song of the South
            you are not pulling a Br'er Rabbit on me!!
            "don't throw me into that mean nasty briar patch!!"
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks ago
              Me old dino saw that now a forbidden flick in a segregated theater. Blacks had to sit in the balcony.
              Later I tried that balcony out once when the South integrated even in restaurants..
              Didn't care much for it and not because I was the only one up there.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    Yep, #1 is #1, LOL! Very nice collection to start my day - Thanks OUC!

    The deportation device looks expensive to operate, but likely not as expensive as the load of "free stuff" the illegals are collecting now. OK, on a more serious note, the libs are all pooh poohing the idea of massive deportation, but to paraphrase a famous quote, "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Close and secure the border first. Anyone illegally crossing gets a trip to Gitmo for further processing. Any illegal caught in a crime (even illegally poaching geese) gets a trip to Gitmo for further processing. Anyone sent to Gitmo is NEVER allowed back in the country, even legally. Ecetera, etcetera, etcetera.
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    • Posted by katrinam41 3 weeks, 1 day ago
      +++++there is no such thing as too many plusses for that perfect solution, mc :)
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      • Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks ago
        It shouldn't be very hard to do since much of the infrastructure for moving illegals by plane from the southern border is already in place. Instead of destination NYC, Chicago, or Springfield, the destination is Gitmo. Instead of buses to anywhere USA, boats to Gitmo can be set up. I suspect illegal immigration will slow to a trickle once the word gets out. As the border numbers problem subsides the transport mechanism can be converted to anywhere USA to Gitmo. Every commie lawyer in the country will have a field day with this, but the simple answer is the illegals can wait for "asylum" processing at Gitmo instead of within the States. The cartels will have a fit, too.

        Various mechanisms will need to be set up to transport illegals from Gitmo to anywhere except USA and rich commie liberals can be encouraged to donate to the expense involved. Except for deported hardened criminals, no need for fences or walls. The illegals would be free to walk into Cuba whenever they want - just don't come back. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 3 weeks, 3 days ago
    My favorites were the Send bags to Mongolia, I cannot help - am a cookie, and, of course, the Dino scare spoof.

    That last one should have the real asteroid in the sky behind the joker - but maybe that's too many levels.
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